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1 hour ago, old dee said:

Fans never see the ones that go the other way.

Simple fact is we  lost because we kicked one goal less than North.

I do see the ones that go our way and am not that one eyed.

Yes we kicked one goal less than North, but the way they got a lot of their goals is not that simple.

That's like saying if I raced Usain Bolt in a 100 meter race and I was given a 90 metre start, therefore its simple, I beat him, without looking at what actually occurred. 

 
33 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I do see the ones that go our way and am not that one eyed.

Yes we kicked one goal less than North, but the way they got a lot of their goals is not that simple.

That's like saying if I raced Usain Bolt in a 100 meter race and I was given a 90 metre start, therefore its simple, I beat him, without looking at what actually occurred. 

mr leg versus usain bolt. i'd pay big bucks to see that. being a lawyer i'd bet he'd find a away to win.

You'd think the AFL would have enough finances to ensure all grounds hosting AFL matches during the season would have ALL available angled cameras set up for umpire review.

The issue in the first quarter: -

  • Goldstein took the ball over the line before bringing it back
  • Goldstein touched goal post with ball in hand.
  • Umpire Review had very limited angle viewings - it may have only been 1-2 angles.

 

 
1 hour ago, Redleg said:

I do see the ones that go our way and am not that one eyed.

Yes we kicked one goal less than North, but the way they got a lot of their goals is not that simple.

That's like saying if I raced Usain Bolt in a 100 meter race and I was given a 90 metre start, therefore its simple, I beat him, without looking at what actually occurred. 

I am just tired of us blaming everything and anything.

We lost end of story.

On a lighter note Just had a beautiful banana for lunch.

I am now rationed so I think I enjoy the ones I am allowed even more.

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22 minutes ago, old dee said:

I am just tired of us blaming everything and anything.

We lost end of story.

On a lighter note Just had a beautiful banana for lunch.

I am now rationed so I think I enjoy the ones I am allowed even more.

Enjoy your banana led afternoon.


4 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Enjoy your banana led afternoon.

That is my ration till Friday Mr. Leg sadly I think it is all up hill till then.

 

4 hours ago, old dee said:

That is my ration till Friday Mr. Leg sadly I think it is all up hill till then.

 

It is important to have goals to look forward to.

1 hour ago, Maple Demon said:

It is important to have goals to look forward to.

That is on the banana front MD.

I have some others that will see me through.

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On ‎10‎/‎04‎/‎2016 at 5:48 PM, Biffen said:
On ‎9‎/‎04‎/‎2016 at 6:27 PM, picket fence said:

Uncle Bitters I have the solution at hand! Please follow!

Quarter of Vinegar!

Some Lectric Soda crystals

Some free range Salt (the ordinary kind)

Some dettol!

And no you dont drink it! And no you dont administer to the ah "Nether Regions" Just soak ya feet in it for a 10 minutes or so dry em of and go again several times a day!

Sheeeeit you will know your alive but if you are game please try and get back to me with results!!

 

Well good evening all!

Must say I should be feeling fine. I am in a comfortable warm bed. Big telly on the wall and some delightful young ladies applying oils etc to my person.

OF COURSE I'M NOT WELL.!!

Yes picket, your remedy certainly cured the fungal infection! In fact the fungi rats deserted the bitter ship at the first sniff of your panacea.

Unfortunately SKIN ( my skin) followed immediately.

I am currently enjoying the amenity of a major burns unit.
When I can walk again, I shall [censored] you picket. 

37 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well good evening all!

Must say I should be feeling fine. I am in a comfortable warm bed. Big telly on the wall and some delightful young ladies applying oils etc to my person.

OF COURSE I'M NOT WELL.!!

Yes picket, your remedy certainly cured the fungal infection! In fact the fungi rats deserted the bitter ship at the first sniff of your panacea.

Unfortunately SKIN ( my skin) followed immediately.

I am currently enjoying the amenity of a major burns unit.
When I can walk again, I shall [censored] you picket. 

Stop playing with matches Uncle Bitters


I got this recipe from this guy who seemed to know a bit about cure all medications

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Anything else I can assist with Uncle Bitters just let me know!

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1 hour ago, picket fence said:

I got this recipe from this guy who seemed to know a bit about cure all medications

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Anything else I can assist with just let me know!

Picket, when are you going to find a cure for 'whacky team selection syndrome'?

Actually, forget that, too entertaining to need a cure!

Edited by Moonshadow

On ‎12‎/‎04‎/‎2016 at 1:11 PM, old dee said:

Just had a beautiful banana for lunch.

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Relax Mable,I took care of it.mlmoircl.gif

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1 hour ago, Emerald said:

Relax Mable,I took care of it.mlmoircl.gif

Flame-grilled banana....wonder if Old Dee has tried this idea.

Just now, Maple Demon said:

Flame-grilled banana....wonder if Old Dee has tried this idea.

think he's on a low charcoal diet, mable

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22 hours ago, Maple Demon said:

Flame-grilled banana....wonder if Old Dee has tried this idea.

I'd chuck some Galliano on it.

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Great to see Jayden Hunt get his first game. Good luck to the kid.

Has anyone heard from Uncle Bitter since his update from the hospital after trying Fence's ill-advised 'cure'?  Or are the nurses not letting him near his phone or a computer for fear that he use it to access Demonland?

Hope he is recovering well.


25 minutes ago, Maple Demon said:

Has anyone heard from Uncle Bitter since his update from the hospital after trying Fence's ill-advised 'cure'?  Or are the nurses not letting him near his phone or a computer for fear that he use it to access Demonland?

Hope he is recovering well.

He's busy getting numerous sponge baths from any heath professional that walks into his squalid isolation room (due to acute halitosis). They discharged Bitters days ago, but he has decided to stay due to getting more attention there then the lads give him at Romsey Manor. Our Uncle Bitters is nothing if not an attention seeker. 

Dear Uncle Bitters, Please don't be... I have another cure for you that will rock the socks of any Alcoholic beverage you have ever ever had!!

This will put lead in yer pencil!

Take Note this is a ripper!

Moonshadow, Daisy Cutter, Redleg and others get a load of this?!!

Always remember There is a Sanity Clause!

 

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1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Great to see Jayden Hunt get his first game. Good luck to the kid.

Lets hope he has a bit of Jayden in him.

 
35 minutes ago, Biffen said:

Lets hope he has a bit of Jayden in him.

You know he has a younger brother called Mike......

1 hour ago, Maple Demon said:

Has anyone heard from Uncle Bitter since his update from the hospital after trying Fence's ill-advised 'cure'?  Or are the nurses not letting him near his phone or a computer for fear that he use it to access Demonland?

Hope he is recovering well.

heard he had a slight accident trying to crotch some of his long necked sheep. not a task to be undertaken when sloshed


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