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Redleg
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I'm just about done in. A few of Biffen's inane drug [censored] comments would just about finish me.  Talking to a dead writer does that to you.

Actually it's very like having a discussion with Stuie.

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    Vicki Pollard works for me now.

    I've put her on a diet but she needs Earl to teach her manners.

    The Juvenile party I attended was an ethnic event.

    Which is why I now feel equiped to advise on capturing more Asians as MFC members.

    I have an idea for a huge event (and after party)

    as every football club knows you have to get them in young.

    But not too young.

    This is why BBO and DC will not be involved in my events management team.

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    Morticia Adams always did it for me!!

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    Anyway you [censored]! We now have a respectable sheila on this thread. Mable is from Peru or somewhere so I want all you [censored] to cut out the [censored] vulgarity and behave. Especially you [censored] lawyer [censored]. And as for that pervert from Hopping dicks - ban him. Get rid of that shitty writer too. And Earl Hood, well nothing personal but just stick to Conchita.

    DC and Biffen are also [censored] - as is Moonie. And [censored] the choir boy too. I wont insult od because I live in hope of a free Pino.

    Good night!! 

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    3 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    earth to redleg

    where is the countdown to r1 ?

    I think he has downed one too many banana daquiris tonight.

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    Me thinks Bitters is coming off the booze, or perhaps the columbian marching powder. Why else would he be so angry?

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    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Anyway you [censored]! We now have a respectable sheila on this thread. Mable is from Peru or somewhere so I want all you [censored] to cut out the [censored] vulgarity and behave. Especially you [censored] lawyer [censored]. And as for that pervert from Hopping dicks - ban him. Get rid of that shitty writer too. And Earl Hood, well nothing personal but just stick to Conchita.

    DC and Biffen are also [censored] - as is Moonie. And [censored] the choir boy too. I wont insult od because I live in hope of a free Pino.

    Good night!! 

    Outstanding illogical spray, come mad rant, Uncle! One of the best I have witnessed in recent times. This perhaps sums up in so few illogical sentences why we log on each day to this site! 

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    2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    No need to show off by talkin Esperanto Ernie!

     

    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

     

    Not showing off Bitter, I have great respect for your linguistic skills, and it was meant to be a compliment. I felt guilty after calling you a pervert as you seemed to take it so badly. Thought you would appreciate having a touch of the je ne sais quoi's 

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    Sorry to mention footy on this thread fellas, but it is back for us on saturday.  Boy do we need to start the season well.

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    2 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

    Can you predict how the GWS midfield will line up on Saturday, Redleg?

    I'd imagine Shiel, Griffen, Ward, Smith, Coniglio if fit, Greene, Kelly, Whitfield, Palmer, Hoskin-Elliott are the main guys. They may throw in a high salaried, ordinary footballer, just to get the Dees fans going, if they have some injuries.

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    2 hours ago, Redleg said:

    I'd imagine Shiel, Griffen, Ward, Smith, Coniglio if fit, Greene, Kelly, Whitfield, Palmer, Hoskin-Elliott are the main guys. They may throw in a high salaried, ordinary footballer, just to get the Dees fans going, if they have some injuries.

    They would need a lot!

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    2 hours ago, Redleg said:

    I'd imagine Shiel, Griffen, Ward, Smith, Coniglio if fit, Greene, Kelly, Whitfield, Palmer, Hoskin-Elliott are the main guys. They may throw in a high salaried, ordinary footballer, just to get the Dees fans going, if they have some injuries.

    Of course their midfield will go along way to winning this weeks game. They are the bookies favourites. However, whilst our midfield need to be up and about, I think our defenders and our forward line will have a big say. 

    I'm expecting a high scoring game. And without Cameron I feel the balance of power (injuries and poor performances permitting) will hold our way. If you're betting the $2.20 looks very attractive.

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    Not sure weather patton's playing, I'll check with Jane Bunn, what da yer reckon Uncle Bitters, do you think she would know!??

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    3 hours ago, picket fence said:

    Not sure weather patton's playing, I'll check with Jane Bunn, what da yer reckon Uncle Bitters, do you think she would know!??

    You talking sex again picket? Well I agree, Jane has a nice Bunn.

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    I'm sure that Bitters, Biffen, and Moonshadow will get up to some sort of disgraceful mischief on their way to the G. Perhaps a beverage.....or 4 will be involved. And I can only imagine what will happen should the Dees be victorious!

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    On 20/03/2016 at 8:10 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Anyway you [censored]! We now have a respectable sheila on this thread. Mable is from Peru or somewhere so I want all you [censored] to cut out the [censored] vulgarity and behave. Especially you [censored] lawyer [censored]. And as for that pervert from Hopping dicks - ban him. Get rid of that shitty writer too. And Earl Hood, well nothing personal but just stick to Conchita.

    DC and Biffen are also [censored] - as is Moonie. And [censored] the choir boy too. I wont insult od because I live in hope of a free Pino.

    Good night!! 

    BBO, you are clearly missing your old sparring partner jazza, who would have probably called you a twerp 17 different ways by now, after which the two of you would have swapped several good-natured insults, and then driven each other bananas ... 

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    47 minutes ago, Maple Demon said:

    I'm sure that Bitters, Biffen, and Moonshadow will get up to some sort of disgraceful mischief on their way to the G. Perhaps a beverage.....or 4 will be involved. And I can only imagine what will happen should the Dees be victorious!

    Unfortunately Maple I will be away this austere weekend renewing my spiritual roots and restoring my tarnished faith. Bless. Thus, I will leave the beer soaked, politically incorrect abuse throwing at the G to Bitters and Biffen for now. 

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    1 minute ago, Moonshadow said:

    Unfortunately Maple I will be away this austere weekend renewing my spiritual roots and restoring my tarnished faith. Bless. Thus, I will leave the beer soaked, politically incorrect abuse throwing at the G to Bitters and Biffen for now. 

    you're going to a monastery? not with stuie i hope? or is that double talk for going into rehab, moonie?

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    7 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    you're going to a monastery? not with stuie i hope? or is that double talk for going into rehab, moonie?

    He would never do that Biffen or Bitter.

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