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WELCOME TO THE MELBOURNE FOOTBALL CLUB - BILLY STRETCH

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Now there *must* be a way I can assign that to the official emoticon list under :roos: or something. Leave it with me.

That makes PJ happy.

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    :roos::pj:

    Hey Nasher, can we upgrade the mobile platform so you can post emoticons?

    Ain't nobody got time for desktop computers *insert roll eye*

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    Hey Nasher, can we upgrade the mobile platform so you can post emoticons?

    Ain't nobody got time for desktop computers *insert roll eye*

    Possibly - requires updates from the software developers sadly. A more pressing need is to update it so I can bulk delete posts from it - nothing worse than getting stuck in a car or out and about and seeing about 15 posts I need to delete because BBO, Biffen and friends have found the thread or something, and can't.

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    Possibly - requires updates from the software developers sadly. A more pressing need is to update it so I can bulk delete posts from it - nothing worse than getting stuck in a car or out and about and seeing about 15 posts I need to delete because BBO, Biffen and friends have found the thread or something, and can't.

    To be fair I need to spend less time here, not more

    Demonland should have a Candy Crush type timer. 5 posts and you're locked out for an hour.

    Trying to work full time is so hard!

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    Gosh, we've got a steal with this kid. What a gem.

    :roos::pj:

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    SANFL high performance manager and under-18s state coach Brenton Phillipshas joined the guys on Trade Radio.......(today at 1.44pm on AFL Trade Talk)
    1. - On Billy Stretch: "He's the most professional player I've seen at under-18s level". Stretch has followed father Steven's footsteps to the Demons
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    Possibly - requires updates from the software developers sadly. A more pressing need is to update it so I can bulk delete posts from it - nothing worse than getting stuck in a car or out and about and seeing about 15 posts I need to delete because BBO, Biffen and friends have found the thread or something, and can't.

    You have no appreciation of fine literature Gnash!

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    Correct. A former player told me in China that Greg Healey's son is likely to be the best father/son of all.

    I started reading this thread from the first page and was wondering if anyone knows whether this prediction from 2010 about Sugar's son is still valid?

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    I saw him yesterday and was underwhelmed by his size!

    He looked light and was small in comparison to what I had seen of him in play!

    Good luck kid!

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    I saw him yesterday and was underwhelmed by his size!

    He looked light and was small in comparison to what I had seen of him in play!

    Good luck kid!

    I'm sure that your opinion of Stretch is of great interest to all supporters.

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    I saw him yesterday and was underwhelmed by his size!

    He looked light and was small in comparison to what I had seen of him in play!

    Good luck kid!

    I just always assumed with a name like "Stretch" he'll always look light for his height.

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    I'm sure that your opinion of Stretch is of great interest to all supporters.

    Ok lets state FACTS 181 cm & 70 kgs

    Do the Math (and by the way not only does he look small and light) HE IS!

    Costing a third round pick lets see what unfolds!

    Good luck Kid!

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    Ok Ill Bite...... In this day and age of "Big Bodied" players, the task of the little guy is becoming harder and harder.

    Billy Stretch with these stats would need to be something special to have an impact. Maybe he has something special which will set him apart and has an impact

    And before anyone starts jumping down my throat, No, Not an instant impact!

    As a third round pick, Ok lets see how this plays out!

    He still looked smaller in life than on the big screen in highlights packages.

    And those, Sir, are my points!

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    Still not sure what point you're trying to make

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    Ok Ill Bite...... In this day and age of "Big Bodied" players, the task of the little guy is becoming harder and harder.

    Billy Stretch with these stats would need to be something special to have an impact. Maybe he has something special which will set him apart and has an impact

    And before anyone starts jumping down my throat, No, Not an instant impact!

    As a third round pick, Ok lets see how this plays out!

    He still looked smaller in life than on the big screen in highlights packages.

    And those, Sir, are my points!

    Gunstan, the Hill brothers, Lewis Taylor, Jake Neade, Jack Martin, Lachie Whitfield, Ballantyne, Zorko, Michael Walters, Kane Turner all seem to be doing okay and I am sure there are many others out there on AFL lists

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    That photo was taken last week.

    Ah Chook...... and your point is......???

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    Gunstan, the Hill brothers, Lewis Taylor, Jake Neade, Jack Martin, Lachie Whitfield, Ballantyne, Zorko, Michael Walters, Kane Turner all seem to be doing okay and I am sure there are many others out there on AFL lists

    Most mentioned with harder bodies!

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    Most mentioned with harder bodies!

    Thanks just confirmed NFI

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    Most mentioned with harder bodies!

    Most mentioned with harder bodies!

    You are as clueless as they come.

    So jake neade and Kayne Turner have got harder bodies do they?

    Wowee.

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    18 year olds are expected to have hardened bodies now?

    We're not Essendope.

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