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Round 1 Vs Hawks - Predictions

Bates Mate
in Melbourne Demons

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for a bit of fun

Score: MFC 12.9.81 def by Hawthorn 16.10.106

MFC leading Goal scorer - Miller 3

MFC Leading ball winner - Jones 29 Possessions

Possessions Scully V Trengove -Scully 16 -1 goal Trengove 13

Number of Times Bailey says competitive at after match press conference 12

Number of times we are forced to listen to the bugler play grand old flag b4 the game 3

Number of times i say "Kick it!!!" during the game 76

Crowd 42,553

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    I'd say a fairly good effort, though I think the scores may be a little on the high side. While the Hawk backline is crud, I don't know that our forwards are able to get up to the 80's, and with Franklin gone I doubt if the Hawks are going to be breaking the ton either. I'd also probably add a couple to each of the rookies' tallies, but that's just me.

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    for a bit of fun

    Score: MFC 12.9.81 def by Hawthorn 16.10.106

    MFC leading Goal scorer - Miller 3

    MFC Leading ball winner - Jones 29 Possessions

    Possessions Scully V Trengove -Scully 16 -1 goal Trengove 13

    Number of Times Bailey says competitive at after match press conference 12

    Number of times we are forced to listen to the bugler play grand old flag b4 the game 3

    Number of times i say "Kick it!!!" during the game 76

    Crowd 42,553

    hhaahah

    number of times I lament the fact Jurrah isn't there : 35

    number of times I praise Jesus that Franklin isn't either: 55

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    hhaahah

    number of times I lament the fact Jurrah isn't there : 35

    number of times I praise Jesus that Franklin isn't either: 55

    Ok I'll go along...

    Number of pies I touch at half-time before I decide one is hot enough: 41

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    Number of beers i drink after quarter time to forget about the game... 722

    dees 13 10 88 def hawks 10 18 78 bate nad miller with 4 goals each roughhead kicks 2 goals 8 behides. dess go on to win 12 games for the season make 8th beaten in frist final by hawtron by 77 pts

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    Number of beers i drink after quarter time to forget about the game... 722

    Designated barstaff for the win-win.

    Score: MFC 10.6.66 - Hawthorn 9.12.66

    MFC leading Goal scorer - Petterd 3

    MFC Leading ball winner - Grimes 27 Possessions

    Possessions Scully V Trengove - Scully 14 Trengove 18

    Crowd 51,473

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    i like this thread

    the number of times i yell "bloody hell Jones" 68

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    The number of times a yell,

    "How is that a free kick?" or "how is that not a free kick?" 53

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    Beers pre-match: 4

    Beers during the match: 4

    Beers post match: 7

    Dees to go down by 26 points unfortunately. I think we're a good thing at the line though.

    Crowd of 45,716

    Edited by 45HG16

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    Number of beers i drink after quarter time to forget about the game... 722

    Does whiskey count as beer?

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    Score: MFC 12.9. Hawthorn 10.10

    MFC leading Goal scorer - Bate 3

    MFC Leading ball winner - Jones 25 Possessions

    Possessions Scully V Trengove -Scully 12 -1 goal Trengove 11

    Number of Times Bailey says competitive at after match press conference 6

    Number of times i say "Kick it!!!" during the game 34

    Crowd 34890

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    Score: Melbourne 12.6.78 Def by Hawthorn 15.10.100

    MFC leading Goal scorer - Green 4

    MFC Leading ball winner -Jack Grimes 29 Possessions

    Possessions Scully V Trengove -Scully 24 - Trengove 19

    Number of Times Bailey says competitive at after match press conference 13

    Number of times i say stop fing around just kick it: 77

    Crowd 47789

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    If Melbourne manage to record a win with Miller kicking a bag - number of times he will still be called useless in posts during the following weeks - Too numerous to count

    How many times Miller wishes Newton was in the 22 - Too numerous to count

    How many supporters views of the game are clouded by alcohol - Judging by some of the posts, too numerous to count

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    My boys are going to the game

    No of times Ive heard them say Watts will play first round 167

    No of times during the match Ill get a Phone call

    If Melbourne winning every Goal

    If Melbourne loosing Zip

    Most likely Result if Melbourne win

    We are Awesome 300 +

    Davies stared 100 +

    We could have won by more except for bad umpiring decisions 500 +

    We will be in the Finals 1000 +

    I picked better than you in Supercoach Infinity

    Most Likely Result if Melbourne Looses

    We are only expected to win a few games this year

    But we will still do better than last year Dozens of times

    We will improve as time goes on Whole season

    Davies was woeful 100 +

    We could have done better except for bad umpiring decisions 100 +

    We can still make the finals 500-

    Dont want to talk about Supercoach Once

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    immediately in the following hours after the game: -

    cretins ridiculing and trashing guys like miller : 39 times

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    Score: MFC 16.9.105 def by Hawthorn 14.10.94

    MFC leading Goal scorer - Petterd 4

    MFC Leading ball winner - McDonald 31 Possessions

    Best on ground - Grimes

    Possessions Scully V Trengove -Scully 21 -2 goal Trengove 25

    Number of Times Bailey says competitive at after match press conference 2

    Number of times we are forced to listen to the bugler play grand old flag b4 the game 2

    Number of times i say "Kick it!!!" during the game 3

    Number of times I elbow my hawks friend in the ribs 16

    Number of time I look forlornly at ridiculous football followers making ridiculous comments (both Melbourne and Hawthorn) 29

    Crowd 51,553

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    Score: Melb 15.7.97 Hawks 12.10.82

    MFC leading goal kickers: Petterd 6, Green 3

    MFC leading Ball Getters: Grimes 32, Davey 30

    Scully v Trengove: Scully 19-0 Trengove 24-2

    Crowd 55,642

    Edited by tatu

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    Number of beers i drink after quarter time to forget about the game... 722

    Number of times you go to the toilet after half time..... 305

    Number of times i tell a hawthorn supporter the "fire has started".....0

    Number of times i sneak one out, only to blame the lady in front...7

    Number of times we sing the song...109 (once before the game and 108times afterwoods)

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    Score: Melbourne 5.6.36 Def by Hawthorn 14.10.96

    MFC leading Goal scorer - Bate 2

    MFC Leading ball winner -Aaron Davey 25 Possessions

    Possessions Scully V Trengove -Scully 20 - Trengove 17

    Number of Times Bailey says competitive at after match press conference 7

    Number of times we are forced to listen to the bugler play grand old flag b4 the game 2

    Number of times i say "Kick it!!!" during the game 0

    Crowd 38574

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    The number of times during the game I wish it was 2014: 9

    The number of insulting texts I'll receive after the game: 10

    The number of alcoholic beverages I'll consume to drown the pain of losing: infinite

    Go Dees! B)

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    Trengove v Scully

    Scully - 22 possesions

    Trengove - 16 possessions & 6 tackles

    Miller - 2 goals

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