Predictable Headline: Killer Watts

Prefer to see: Collingwood Gets A Bad Case of the Jack

haha not expecting a win but i am very very excited.

Had a giggle at this pic i found on bigfooty.. could put this on the front page lol

WTF!

Dees stun Pies.

Love it, believe thats my new Avatar!

WATT A DEBUT!

edit:

Collingwood version:

WATTS UP MICK?

Love it, believe thats my new Avatar!

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Predictable Headline: Killer Watts

Prefer to see: Collingwood Gets A Bad Case of the Jack

'Collingwood gets a bad case of the Jack' might be more beneficial to their supporters, as it will give them an answer to that irritating itch they've had for a while.

Jack gets Jump on Pies.

MEGAWATTS

If we lose, and he doesn't see much of it...

"Watts the big deal?"

Sorry, to ruin the love-in.

I'll do a positive one...

"Watts the story, monday glory"

I just threw up a little, I hate headline humour. It's too easy.

haha not expecting a win but i am very very excited.

Had a giggle at this pic i found on bigfooty.. could put this on the front page lol

THAT IS MINT!!! facebook profile pic here i come!!!

I'll do a positive one...

"Watts the story, monday glory"

that's a good one... the best so far...

"That's Watt I'm talkin bout!"

Watts going on?

Wattssss upppp??

Jack of all trades

Watts kicks 6 on QB, only to follow up with an A+ on his exam the next day

Watts the matter you?

Mick Malthouse looking dee-pressed after a Jack Watts inspired Melbourne thrashes Collingwood and any chances of a top 4 finish

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I don't think anyone gets it, so here's a bigger version:

I'm gonna change it to the Homer one I made before (when I should have been revising for exams ), because that expresses perfectly how I feel about J2!

already one on the herald sun website:

"Jack-pot: Watts to play against Pies"

If he takes a speccy it should be "Jack in a Box"

but I'll be more than happy just for a win

There are so many options for headlines. A picture of a glum Mick Malthouse could be headed with 'Watts wrong Mick?'

And for something a little different:

Jumpin' Jack Watts

Star recruit puts in his bid for Mark of the Year as Dees stun Pies

Jacks Aces.

We've got two of them out there after all.

You realise this is actuallty the perfect game for Jack Grimes to go berserk out there. He's had a bit of time to find his feet, been very good already.

And he's been waiting most of his life for a chance to personally thump Collingwood, like a true Demon.

Jack Grimes to get this week's Rising Star Nomination, while Watts does a few nice things in a solid debut with a couple of promising contested marks that keep us all drooling for the future.

Is that too much to ask?

Watt the f@@k was that!!

Jacks Aces.

We've got two of them out there after all.

You realise this is actuallty the perfect game for Jack Grimes to go berserk out there. He's had a bit of time to find his feet, been very good already.

And he's been waiting most of his life for a chance to personally thump Collingwood, like a true Demon.

Jack Grimes to get this week's Rising Star Nomination, while Watts does a few nice things in a solid debut with a couple of promising contested marks that keep us all drooling for the future.

Is that too much to ask?

I was thinking that too. I'm with you on this one. Quick someone give me the Sportsbet number for the most possessions for Grimesy.....

No, it's not too much to ask. And those Rising Star judges for nominees better take note this weekend (on Monday ). Or we will all be on their case on Tues/Wed next week. It's been some time since the Dees last nomination - can't remember who.. We're due.

I hope Jack Grimes can become the Glen Archer of the Dees with the John Worsfold looks, with a blend of Riccuito & Ayres as well.

Is that too much to ask?

THE DEES FIND WATTS BEEN MISSING :D

Hungry Jack's Whopper Debut

Melbourne's No.1 draft pick Jack Watts kicks 5 as the Dee's bury the Pies.

Or...

Jacks of all Trades

Melbourne young guns Jack Grimes and Jack Watts show that the future is bright down at Demonland.

BLACK JACK

he is the ace of the '08 draft

EMBARRASED EDDIE QUITS: "I DON'T KNOW WATT TO SAY!"

how about "GET OFF OUR GROUND"

actually thats what our banner should read.