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Headlines for next year...

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'Dees Pleased with Blease'

'Strauss is Grouse'

'Benell plays well'

'Jetta is better'

'All Hail Bail'

demon dwarfs slam dunked

 

"Watts Up Buddy?" (Franklin loses the plot as he watches Watts steal his limelight ;))


Watts kicks 10 on Queens Bday

"10 killer watts shocks the pies"

'Mclean to Lead and Feed the Speed Dees'

Watt 4....Jack Watts kicks 4 goals on debut.

Whelan em in...Mathew Whelan to mentor new Indigenous talent.

If it aint Brock, dont fix it...Demons to decide to continue a rotating capitan or to name McLean the sole leader.

Blease feed me...New recriut Sam Blease ordered to eat up and put on some weight over the pre-season.

Speed Demons...Melbourne significanlty bolsted its speed stocks in the 2008 National Draft

Suppose I do....Casey Sibosado admits he needs to work hard to impress the Demons on the track if he is to be picked up by them in the preseason draft.

Suppose I do....Casey Sibosado admits he needs to work hard to impress the Demons on the track if he is to be picked up by them in the preseason draft.

:lol: , gave me a good laugh

 

WATTS ALL THE FUSS

Not next year, but I choose to dream -

"Demons Shining Light - 100 Watts"

I'll be bringing along novety oversized light bulbs for him to sign on the day.

"Watts Happened to Collingwood?"

Watts kicks 6 to sink the Magpies, all but ending their finals dream, as the Demons' fans bring out their trademark "Finals Over" banner

"Watts Happened to Collingwood?"

Watts kicks 6 to sink the Magpies, all but ending their finals dream, as the Demons' fans bring out their trademark "Finals Over" banner

Does anyone have a picture of that? I have searched for it plenty of times but can't find anything.

'Naitanui wins Brownlow in first year - Demon fans slit wrists'


'Naitanui wins Brownlow in first year - Demon fans slit wrists'

'Naitanui continues the Andrew Walker pick 2 tradition'

Won't be a headline but i can already hear Dennis stating "and here are the dees go again - centimetre perfect, with the greatest of Blease"

Watts up Nicknat?

Caption to the shot of Jack taking a huge grab over Naitanui


"WATTS' SURGE TURNS OFF POWER"

- subheading (WITH THE GREATEST OF BLEASE)

Two Jacks beats a Tenace.

Didak's on Bail.

Won't be a headline but i can already hear Dennis stating "and here are the dees go again - centimetre perfect, with the greatest of Blease"

I can see one for mid to late 2010, Watts Butcher's blues.

 
I can see one for mid to late 2010, Watts Butcher's blues.

(story body)

The blues were today shocked by the butchering they recieved at the hands of the young demons tyro's. The rout was sparked by young Dee, Jack Watts before the young Butcher carved a name for himself amongst the blues blue day.


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