Everything posted by monoccular
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PRESEASON TRAINING: Monday 11th November 2025
JVR looked quite lackadaisical in that clip - very slow. Needs to quicken up a lot. 🙄🤗
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Pending Announcement
Really missing the facepalm emoji
- 2024 Player Reviews: #33 Tom Fullarton
- 2024 Player Reviews: #32 Tom Sparrow
- 2024 Player Reviews: #16 Bailey Laurie
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2024 Player Reviews: #10 Angus Brayshaw
The word tragic is used far too easily especially from footy commentators - “tragic that he missed that goal / mark / hand pass”, or “tragic the he missed out on a big game” etc, but Angus’ forced retirement in such circumstances is about the zenith of football tragedies. Hey well, keep well Gus and thanks from us all for the wonderful memories.
- 2024 Player Reviews: #50 Ben Brown
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2024 Player Reviews: #17 Jake Bowey
OMG the poor bugger through no fault of his own (except perhaps courage) broke his clavicle - whilst the fracture itself heals in 6-8 weeks, there is naturally some reticence to take an impact for much longer. Regression like many on our list is a bit way over the top. Lets judge him on how he performs in 2025, after a full pre season.
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Clayton Oliver
The autocensor has gone right over the woke top - the word presumably censored, I will try a55, has been used to describe a donkey for thousands of years, including multiple mentions in biblical texts. According to a google search over 60 references to the beast. The woke are certainly making donkeys of themselves. I couldn't used the common abbreviation of Richard on several occasions even though it was capitalised and is widely used. Making themselves Richards over this one too. What next? Demon may be taken as satanic so maybe eventually we won't be able to use that either?
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The Harry Armstrong Thread
lackadaisical
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CHANGES 2024-5 by The Oracle
Thanks D’land for that excellent and optimistic summary. One thing I did wonder about was the current and future status of Joel Smith. IMO regardless of his physical state, would he ever be able to regain the trust and confidence of his colleagues in the playing group, the off field staff and the supporter base? And what is the current situation regarding his suspension and investigation? Thanks
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Clayton Oliver
"and the Downlow medalist for 2025 is ----- joint winners Christian Petracca and Clayton Oliver" 🤔 Almost as long as a life sentence 🙄
- Dees Irish Experiment
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Potential Father Son Prospect Noah Yze
Agree, Moonshadow. Repaying for dad’s great service is absolutely NO reason to recruit anyone. F/S must be on merit. I seem to remember a ?Molloy in the 80s or early 90s who was a f/s and failed to deliver at all. Is that re-signed not resigned?
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Why no key forward?
In some of the early rounds of 2024 it did look as if mids were delivering lower into the forward line (Windsor particularly), but this just stopped and reverted to norm. Maybe a new midfield coach would help?
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2024 Player Reviews: #21 Matthew Jefferson
Agree entirely that we shouldn’t use JVR as a ruckman (except for deep forward contests where the main ruck can drop a kick behind the play) but I don’t agree that his ruck work was barely passable; the fact that it was quite decent unfortunately made his a better choice for ruck back up.
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5 year contract cap suggested
Surely if the AFL mandate a retirement eg Gus, then there must be some generous relief of salary cap, even if the club still needs to pay out the full salary. The salary cap is "artificial", and invention of the governing body, so mandated retirements retaining cap payments just makes no sense. I have zero doubt that had Buddy Franklin had a career ending injury in the first year of his mega deal at $ydney they would have tweaked the rules.
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Kozzy Homesick & Wants to Leave?
And you say this on what authority?
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Why no key forward?
A once in a generation player.
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Training Ground?
Expect, or hope??? Not to put too fine a point on this subject of controversy, I had always thought that the area was occupied by the Romans at the time (source: Life of Brian).
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2024 Player Reviews: #21 Matthew Jefferson
Most of us here I am sure would be overjoyed were he to earn / deserve 10-15 games in 2025. But not gifted to give him confidence Send him to Geraldton to train with Judd’s grandpa?? Of course “doing a Judd McVee” in terms of tank and running does depend on his body type as well as hard work and determination.
- New assistant coaches at the Demons?
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Christian Petracca
Is that because 2 x 60 is >100? 🙄
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Welcome to Demonland: Pick 9
Still trusting EssUndone??
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Wade Derksen
Not particularly fond of GW$, but do we really dislike them enough to wish Stringer on them? After all they have just been revealed to have serious cultural issues already, and they want to add stringer?