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Australian Crime Commission Report? I didn't see that coming!

Is it time to segue into this thread - Jeff Chapman - wealthy past player?

There already is one here.

Jobe Watson is estimated to return from a broken collarbone in 4 weeks but it took Jack Grimes twice as long to come back from the same injury. What's Jobe done lately to enhance his recovery prospects?

Lance Armstrong.

Er ... I think you'll find that Beamer might end up better known for a liquid other than blood expelled voluntarily from his body at 3.00 am on a night club counter than anything else. Nice bloke but totally brainless and when he left the club the average IQ of the playing group rose dramatically. As mentioned by many, this latest episode confirms he wasn't captain material and, as it transpired, not worthy of a contract of any value which is exactly what happened when he left the club.

What on earth makes you think we might even consider sacking Mark Neeld?

Kennett starting on a hbf this week at Casey with a view to playing in the ones after the bye.

No, he was at Fremantle at the time but nevertheless, I agree with you that he should cop the blame for the appointment.

Northern Blues vs Collingwood at Preston 1:10pm(ABC1TV)

Last time Cameron Schwab signed a new sponsor the usual idiots criticised him even when he got a sponsor on board. On that basis if Jacko's responsible, he deserves the sack!

His heritage is indigenous no matter how you look at his skin colour - and he's proud of that heritage. That's what matters.

Surely if that happens, we're going to have to sack Jackson?

Hey, didn't Colin Sylvia get a three week suspension in 2009 and didn't that trigger off an accusation of tanking when he was made to play one game at Casey after he served out his time? Maybe we could ... Nah, fuggedit.

The telltale sign will be when we say we're 100% behind the coach. At that point and not a moment before, will he be gawn ...

You're right. Let's sack people who start threads calling for people to be sacked!

I have a good idea. Play three 195cm slow, big men on Betts, Garlett & Yarran and tell them to stay nearby in their zones. Should be an interesting experiment ... oh, wait.

I hope you're not aiming for nearest to the pin WJ.

^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ This person needs a South Yarra chemist desperately.

Will they test club officials and AFL employees too?

Not Dunn. As we've been told many times, the ultimate responsibility for these things rests with the CEO. Peter Jackson should be sent packing!

How come all the clowns in the media say we're irrelevant and then spend a goodly percentage of their time and space talking about us?

I have a better idea.Turn up on Saturday and not Sunday so you can actually get to see them play.

You don't expect us mugs to accept that explanation do you? Could someone find out the name of Casey's CEO. I want him sacked!

I have the answer to that - we make Buddy Franklin the CEO.