Deeman

Played Batman in one of those movies. Worth draft pick 88 as a trade but I don't consider him good value.

Despite the free agency situation, Essendon have offered a very unusual transfer fee. Two crates of unused syringes 28 packets containing AOD9604 and An autographed copy of The Dank Diaries.

The Paul Roos curse struck its first victim tonight way out in Subiaco. In future Mr. Colless, don't interfere with our business or the karma bus will get you every time.

Dean Bailey. You're only as good as your last game. Oh my dear.

At best a late rookie selection but if so, I doubt he will get past the development league in 2014. Desperately needs to cure his acne issues before he can play with the men.

Daniel Rich and the good news is that he will bring a fistful of disabled stickers with him.

Woosha is expected to make the announcement at tonight's Bluey Truscott Medal count in Melbourne.

Bombers charged and <redacted> thread.

Don't be surprised if Dunn figures strongly in the Bluey* * although that would probably also be a reelection on the type of season we've just had.

And, as the sausage maker said when he put the meat into the mincer - "The wurst is yet to come!"

Time to reframe the market methinks

Well, at least there's one thing that James Hird achieved in 2013 that Mick Malthouse could never do - get Carlton into the top eight.

Which probably explains why I get the feeling that Dank's head is up his <redacted>.

I reckon it's time for Cameron Schwab to go. Surely, he's had his day?

Australian Crime Commission Report? I didn't see that coming!

Is it time to segue into this thread - Jeff Chapman - wealthy past player?

There already is one here.

Jobe Watson is estimated to return from a broken collarbone in 4 weeks but it took Jack Grimes twice as long to come back from the same injury. What's Jobe done lately to enhance his recovery prospects?

Lance Armstrong.

Er ... I think you'll find that Beamer might end up better known for a liquid other than blood expelled voluntarily from his body at 3.00 am on a night club counter than anything else. Nice bloke but totally brainless and when he left the club the average IQ of the playing group rose dramatically. As mentioned by many, this latest episode confirms he wasn't captain material and, as it transpired, not worthy of a contract of any value which is exactly what happened when he left the club.

What on earth makes you think we might even consider sacking Mark Neeld?

Kennett starting on a hbf this week at Casey with a view to playing in the ones after the bye.

No, he was at Fremantle at the time but nevertheless, I agree with you that he should cop the blame for the appointment.

Northern Blues vs Collingwood at Preston 1:10pm(ABC1TV)

Last time Cameron Schwab signed a new sponsor the usual idiots criticised him even when he got a sponsor on board. On that basis if Jacko's responsible, he deserves the sack!