Deeman

We did forfeit

According to the description in the Age under Keath's photograph: Tough gig being a "border". I know about the one between U.S.A and Mexico but what's on the border with Melbourne Grammar?

Coming of a 13 goal win at the Gabba, I can see how the Toigs are going to be down in confidence next Friday night. They must be quaking in their boots at the very thought.

Anyone know anything about Hamish Brayshaw at the Sandringham Dragons?

Olympic Park.

Lachie Keefe and Josh Thomas aren't vegetarians.

How did Frawley go for the Box Hill Hawks?

Mr. Rhyming Slang is now a dead set certainty to join the Bummers as a top up player for the NAB Challenge.

I tried to read that book but only got halfway through and gave up.Does that make him or me a half wit?

Angus Brayshaw's father gets a gig with the AFL Coaches Association Good on him.

Frawley could at the very least have taken out a quaddie and given the kid half the winnings back. Would have taught the young whippersnapper the meaning of life and how to find happiness on the punt. He's the right age to start learning life's valuable lessons. Typically, of a big headed, highly paid AFL footballer!

Buckley coaches Collingwood. Nothing to do with us. Please stay on topic.

Rumour file says he's donned the moccasins and moved to a farm near Moe to live with his cousins who play the banjo. Should feel right at home doing wheelies all the way along the freeway back to Cranny. I say, it's a yes!

Please tell me Petracca's father isn't a fat, overweight slob.

Some lateral thinking required here. If we really have identified someone that we want to take at 40, why not just take the bloke with pick 3 and pull up stumps then and there?

And if not, a word or two about Bert wouldn't go astray either.

Six foot under?

Rather the Saints take McKernan. He's not up to it as a KPF and anyway you don't take a player simply to spite a rival club. That sort of thing can only end in tears.

Another coup for the Brisbane Lions. They've just recruited a player with half Stef Martin's IQ

I think WYL's onto something. Could it be that CS was developing an electric moon boot powered by companies nominated by Energy Watch for use by JT while playing through the pain of multiple leg fractures under his hypnotic spell?

Yes but I believe he's on the outer. Does it matter?

Great idea but getting Mitch Robinson to act as his "minder" around the club as well would give us a classy double act in the midfield.

I'm taking a wild stab here and predicting that Brisbane will take him at pick 44.

Blease, Strauss and the kitchen sink.

You mean one of the players wore a burqa? Tony Abbot has a lot to answer for!!!