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Couldn't be us. We won 2.0 games last year.

If it's not our player then you can address him as "Trengrove".

I'm pouring cold water on that rumour.

Rumour going around that he's about to be appointed Bernard Tomic's tennis coach.

I don't know how many times I have to say this but be careful when you're describing something as a joke around here. Demonland has a policy about jokes in its code of conduct!

Q: What do you call someone who studies freeway protests. A: A Roads Scholar.

This is a really interesting discussion but what does it have to do with young Stretch?

I'm pleased to read this thread's about football. From its title I was guessing it was a critique of Dolly Parton.

I remember walking past the "vault" at one point in time during that season and I overhead some very disturbing comments followed by a great deal of laughter. Whatever anyone does, please do not pass the above on to Caroline Wilson as otherwise, we're cactus.

Decimate has two definitions according to Oxford:- In view of the events chronicled in the article, I reckon it's pretty accurate.

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Yeah, I was hanging out for WJ throw in a huge come from behind win against Hawthorn in round 10. Surely, nobody would have noticed?

Exactly, every post and every thread should read like a Brothers Grimm fairytale and then we'll all live happy ever after.

These days it's a fact of life when you sack a coach you also get rid of his support staff which means a massive payout as St. Kilda also found out recently. Since the decision was made by PJ you could also say it was PJ's legacy but the good news is that the club negotiated a package with the AFL so it's hardly a legacy on anybody's part.Footy politics is fun so let's thank Neeld & co for the fun we've just had!!!

What on earth are you talking about? Running around in your underwear with your teammates after you've won a cricket grand final is up there with wrapping your car around a light pole at daybreak when you're supposed to be in training or donging your cousin in the head with a machete. How much time did Vince do at Yatala for the underwear indiscretion?

This time Vlad has really gone mad: AFL bans James Hird and Danny Corcoran from Essendon Christmas party Expect the first infraction notice to be delivered on Santa at the North Pole within the next ten days!

Meanwhile, at AFL House the CEO is strutting around demanding that the staff address him in future as "Idi Amin Dada".

1. Greater Western Sydney - Jed Lamb (Sydney Swans) 2. Collingwood - PASS 3. Richmond - PASS 4. Carlton - PASS 5. Sydney Swans - PASS 6. Greater Western Sydney - PASS

Just for the record where else but "in the air" would one have some aerial strength?

Do we know if the boss of this AHG posts stuff on Facebook?

Lance was a Melbourne supporter when he was a junior. I understand he's managed to overcome that now.

I have a better idea. Kade Kolodjshnij has a twin brother, Jake. They both change names by taking on their brothers' first name. Gold Coast takes Kade (who's really Jake) at 5 and we take Jake (who's really Kade) at 9. Simple.

That may be so but fair dinkum - Linen House? Do you really want your footy team associated with bed sheets?

Right. Just don't give up your day job ... please!

You had me then till I reached the part about a Wilson article being withdrawn. Does she ever admit to being wrong about anything?