Tony Tea

Sylvia: "Roosy, Freo is into me for big money, but I'd really love to stay at the Dees." Roos: "She'll be right, thanks, Col. We'll manage."

So, the AFL wants to change the F/S process with weightings and values and numbers and activation points and offence levels and ... oops... Anyway, that should work out fine.

I guess the modern media paradigm means the papers must keep reporting thought bubbles.

Stupidly, as I clicked on the headline I thought it said "James Brayshaw's comment".

I never knew AFL memberships had been around for 50 years.

"Excuse me. Where can I buy a Mitch Clark muppet?

How long will Melbourne need to turn White's rapier left foot kicks into the Demons' trademark looping, wobbly nerf balls which land at the feet or on the head of a leading forward?

And Jones, who kept winning the ball in 2014.

Why did he slide to 40?

Cockatoo-Collins x 2.

The secret to a career in football punditry is to talk heaps, show graphics, and tell us absolutely nothing we don't already know.

If he's said "I'll make my mind up at the end of the year" or "I just want to concentrate on my football" or "I want to be a one club player" he's gone. #FootyIsLies

Geelong loading up on that famed Melbourne attitude.

Anything that puts a dent in Demetriou's vanity project is good for football.

The footy media has "Melbourne's rubbish drafting" on auto-print as they keep churning out tedious filler. But this last sad effort is even more cruddy that usual.

AND, he wrote "must of".

Missing South Australians? Look in the barrels.

Actually, flicking around the radio stations this year I was surprised to discover Brown was okay. Not great, or anything. But he offered up enough opinions to make me nod my head in agreement. (Okay, or maybe sleep.) That's more than can be said for the great majority of the rest of the plonkers, cliché merchants, yes men, dreamers and drama queen pearl clutchers.

Carlton with double Melbourne's frees 26-13. And I don't suppose that Sexton "deli erate" was paid either. When Balme was coach was got absolutely slaughtered by the muppets.

Had a laugh during tonight's Four Corners. The report was about drugs and in particular ice, meth and assorted amphetamines. The show went to one house where the whole family were meth heads and crack fiends and there in the background hanging over a rail was an Essendon scarf.

Simon Black has retired and his is STILL getting 30 plus touches every time Melbourne plays Brisbane.

It's almost as if the journalists harvest Demonland and Twitter for copy. But they wouldn't be so lazy, right?

With all the trade action, it is hard to believe Watts is not being shopped. Surely he will feature in dispatches.

Fawk no.