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Chook

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  1. Chook
    Give him a break. It's Rocket's first game in charge.
  2. Chook
    Ah yes. Because that just screams "Melbourne." Why don't we add the sun and the moon as well, since I'm afraid a constellation visible only from the southern hemisphere is limiting our reach too much.
  3. Chook
    Except win the ultimate battle for control of our souls apparently. Oh, and get his team to win football games.
  4. Chook
    Did you know that frogs have evolved the ability to filter out the croaking noise of every species but their own? I've done the same, but with advertising. If I don't want the product, the advertising doesn't even affect me.
  5. Chook
    You know what they say: "Practice makes perfect."
  6. Chook
    And we thought Mike's top 50 was a joke...
  7. Chook
    I think we're gonna need more maths.
  8. Chook
    My favourite prime number is whichever one the aliens used to record the Hitler message. Big nerd points if you get this reference.
  9. Chook
    Did you just step out of a time machine from 2001?
  10. Chook
    Blaming the AFL makes about as much sense as blaming Vince Gilligan, Walter White or Gus Fring. It's a societal problem, not an AFL problem.
  11. Chook
    It'll leave a very sour taste in my mouth if in the end, Tom Scully did in fact turn out to be a better player than Jack Trengove.
  12. Chook
    I'd just like to point out that if we had a million members and ordered a million-and-sixty scarfs, we'd have to throw 60 in the dumpster.
  13. Chook
    Just keeping Oscar the Grouch warm at night.
  14. Chook
    How bout we do the old fashioned thing and win a game of footy for him.
  15. Chook
    Haven't you read The Lord of the Rings? Rohan is only fast on horseback. EDIT: Finally. I've been waiting to trot that one out for years.
  16. Chook
    Wines would've got 25 disposals, 11 marks, 5 tackles and 109 SC points.
  17. Chook
    Don't worry. That just means we'll win our next 10. That's how stats work, right?
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  19. Chook
    Wow. Jack Grimes...
  20. Chook
    Took me about 35 seconds to find the mute button again. Gave it a rest for a few months, but come footy season again it'll get worn down to the nub.
  21. Chook
    Just saw Simon Goodwin talking to Barry Hall on the TV. Honestly forgot we had him. Nice.
  22. Chook
    I hear Hawthorn have a few top-grade defenders. I wonder if we could poach one.
  23. Chook
    West Coast is sniffing around Kent, eh? To be honest, that's a little more information than I wanted to know.
  24. Chook
    Hogan? Seriously? Talk about massive expectations. I think I'll have to adblock the Demonland banner so I don't have to facepalm every time I come here.
  25. Chook
    Thanks Bruce.
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