Chook

Best on-paper forward line since the days of Ben Brown and Tom McDonald (fwd version).

Whoa-whoa-whoa, can't be going around using that reference accurately. What will Damien Barrett think!

This seems incredibly unprofessional by the individuals involved. I wouldn't tar Melbourne the club with any sweeping brush, but the individuals unable to keep sensitive, private, and unverified information to themselves should really not be employed in any position anywhere where they might handle that stuff. Pretty basic really.

I learned me lesson after Tim Lane’s infamous quote “the days of domination are over!” in ‘08.

Not caring what Clayton says? It'll never catch on!

Sure, but do you care what they think about Melbourne? I still follow what Jeremy Howe gets up to but I don’t care what he thinks about the dees.

You were bemoaning the fact that “nobody” was talking about how Oliver speaks highly of his time at Melbourne. I’m telling you “nobody” (or rather, few people) are talking about that because they simply do not care what he thinks.

Nice mature response from you. I’d love you to tell me though, why you think most Melbourne supporters care what Clayton Oliver thinks anymore?

Pointing to an example of something happening is in no way shape or form an indication that most people are doing that thing.

You may be surprised to learn that most Dees fans couldn't give a toss whether he still likes Melbourne or not.

This is great news. Never rated his coaching ability at all.

Just realized how few players I recognise. Guess I must be watching a lot less footy these days.

Shelley Heath has been SOOOO good all year, but that game was massive from her. The run, the (mostly) great disposal. The TACKLING!!!

Just getting over two of our all time greats walking out the door, so for my own sanity I'm going to say "No, he'll plod along."

Personally I'm glad I never have to watch him burst form a stoppage and sky the ball to the opposition ever again. Except when he plays us, in which case he's welcome to do it.

The AFL is willing to let VFL clubs die while paying snoopy dog dog millions to sing at the half-time show. I don't think equalisation is really their main priority.

CLARRY: “Am I really that bad for club culture? No, it the MFC who are wrong.”

Good for you. Peace out.

He has served his penalty. Lay off him.

Call me crazy but I've watched boundary throw ins for my whole life and never had a problem with them. At what point is the sport I grew up watching no longer the same sport?

If we sign Bevo for 5 years I might legit give up AFL and just support the Women's for a bit.

My membership. I wrote it in the contract: "I want a new strategy boss." So you can thank me, though I'm not sure my membership will entirely cover it.

I am so sick of Petracca's blind roosts inside 50.

You could see this coming from a mile away.

Makes his dribbler from the boundary to send every Melbourne fan into hysterics even the more puzzling. (You know the one.)