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NON-MFC: Round 5

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I'm torn about tonight's match.

Sure, it would be nice to see the Blues blow a big lead again.

But I'm also keen to see them get thumped from the first bounce, and suffer a humiliating 30-goal loss that sees Voss sacked and many on their list give the game away for good, prompting the club to go into receivership and be banished from the league.

What scenario would you prefer?

 
8 minutes ago, Grapeviney said:

I'm torn about tonight's match.

Sure, it would be nice to see the Blues blow a big lead again.

But I'm also keen to see them get thumped from the first bounce, and suffer a humiliating 30-goal loss that see Voss sacked and many on their list give the game away for good, prompting the club to go into receivership and banished from the league.

What scenario would you prefer?

I like this scenario a lot….

Adelaide really needs this win if they're to challenge for top four.

They should win easily (40-50 points)

First quarter should be a good watch

Would be nice for 186 to be eclipsed by the magical 200 but Blues aren't that bad

Edited by Diamond_Jim

 
24 minutes ago, Grapeviney said:

I'm torn about tonight's match.

Sure, it would be nice to see the Blues blow a big lead again.

But I'm also keen to see them get thumped from the first bounce, and suffer a humiliating 30-goal loss that sees Voss sacked and many on their list give the game away for good, prompting the club to go into receivership and be banished from the league.

What scenario would you prefer?

Just 30 goals? Bit low.

Either sound like a win win, both look poor on Voss and the team, so I’ll be chuffed with either.

Chuck in a few sore players as well for whoever they play next week.


Terrible set of games this round aside from Sat night

Could be 5+ blow outs

Who's gathering around? Not many

20 minutes ago, DubDee said:

Terrible set of games this round aside from Sat night

Could be 5+ blow outs

Who's gathering around? Not many

I will be heading to 3 games this weekend with some being closer than you might think.

I expect Carlton, GC and St Kilda to be competitive.

55 minutes ago, Grapeviney said:

But I'm also keen to see them get thumped from the first bounce, and suffer a humiliating 30-goal loss that sees Voss sacked and many on their list give the game away for good, prompting the club to go into receivership and be banished from the league.

What scenario would you prefer?

Option B thanks Larry 😊.

 

Spargo is in for North. Good luck, go get them Charlie.

59 minutes ago, DubDee said:

Terrible set of games this round aside from Sat night

Could be 5+ blow outs

Who's gathering around? Not many

It’s a dud concept that everyone hates except South Australians, and industry folks who get a free weekend away. It kills me every year hearing the media tell us how great it is.

It’s also the reason we now have such a limp start to the season with the AFL catering to annoyed Northern states that they didn’t get Gather Round - so instead we have Opening Round and weird byes forced onto us.


Just remembered there's footy on tonight and I can watch Carlton get royally humped from the comfort of my lounge room. Not that I have any affection for the Crows of course. As for Nibbler I'm pretty ambivalent. As long as he doesn't play a 100 games for them that's all that really matters.

1 hour ago, Grapeviney said:

I'm torn about tonight's match.

Sure, it would be nice to see the Blues blow a big lead again.

But I'm also keen to see them get thumped from the first bounce, and suffer a humiliating 30-goal loss that sees Voss sacked and many on their list give the game away for good, prompting the club to go into receivership and be banished from the league.

What scenario would you prefer?

10 goals up at half time

Lose by 17 goals.

12 minutes ago, The heart beats true said:

It’s a dud concept that everyone hates except South Australians, and industry folks who get a free weekend away. It kills me every year hearing the media tell us how great it is.

this is pretty much my take too

not sure why but i have a sneaky feeling Carlton will win tonight

17 minutes ago, The heart beats true said:

It’s a dud concept that everyone hates except South Australians, and industry folks who get a free weekend away. It kills me every year hearing the media tell us how great it is.

It’s also the reason we now have such a limp start to the season with the AFL catering to annoyed Northern states that they didn’t get Gather Round - so instead we have Opening Round and weird byes forced onto us.

I could also argue why doe ls the GF always at G, why does Collingwood always play Essendon on Anzac Day, Round zero but I could go on and on.

All i can say it that for every visitor I come across around 8/10 support it and seem to come back.


58 minutes ago, Jibroni said:

I will be heading to 3 games this weekend with some being closer than you might think.

I expect Carlton, GC and St Kilda to be competitive.

hope you get some good ones

I reckon GC will win

The sunday games are horrible. plus tonight and lions/nth. We could trounce the bombers too

20 minutes ago, The heart beats true said:

It’s a dud concept that everyone hates except South Australians, and industry folks who get a free weekend away. It kills me every year hearing the media tell us how great it is.

It’s also the reason we now have such a limp start to the season with the AFL catering to annoyed Northern states that they didn’t get Gather Round - so instead we have Opening Round and weird byes forced onto us.

It's an unwritten law that the AFL media machine has to churn out pro Gather Round propaganda around the clock, much in the way they do with the two northern expansion clubs. Dissent is not allowed. Just look at their reaction to Chris Scott calling wildcard round out for what it really is.

1 hour ago, Jibroni said:

I will be heading to 3 games this weekend with some being closer than you might think.

I expect Carlton, GC and St Kilda to be competitive.

Off to Gather Round tomorrow morning for a belated 60th. With some great mates so will ignore the media garbage and enjoy the food, wine and footy.

Funny how the Crows club song has the same tune as The Sash my Father Wore. They should get a flute band to play it at home games 😆


10 minutes ago, Bombay Airconditioning said:

Crows easily from the outset.

losing clearances but the baggers are terrible at just about every other part of the game

Hasn't this match risen to dizzy heights!! 🙄

 
2 minutes ago, whatwhat say what said:

losing clearances but the baggers are terrible at just about every other part of the game

i take that back; they're dominant at ground level in f50 in the last 3 mins!


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