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NON-MFC: Round 04

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Pies kept McStay and let Mihocek go

lol

I forgot how biased channel 7 are towards the Pies

just ridiculous

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Logan Morris radar well off tonight. Next mark he takes he should dish it off


Game should be all over 23 scoring shots to 11 Brisvegas should be 10 goals up. MAYNARD is STILL my most hated human ON THE PLANET. Little fat furg Shultz not far behind, has wonder boy Houston touched it yet??

3 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Game should be all over

It is now

perhaps a 60 plus point win

Shame about no Daicos.. excuses

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Lions have been powerful but wayward. Should have been a 10-12 goal win.


What about filth have been flogged all over the ground, but none are limping !

59 minutes ago, BoBo said:

I really hope Carlton are 6 goals up at half time tomorrow.

Evil post. But yep.

I like Bruce Reville because โ€œBruce.โ€ I donโ€™t particularly like the name Bruce but I like that thatโ€™s his name. Heโ€™s probs the only current player named Bruce.

With so many players named Darcy, Cooper, Bailey, Jack, eg. itโ€™s refreshing to have a Bruce in the mix.

Edited by Ghostwriter


31 minutes ago, At Least I Saw a Flag said:

Sidebottom ... broken ribs?

I've had those ... really hurts!

How bad is when you laugh, or sneezesโ€ฆ

A 9-goal loss to Collingwood is a thing of beauty. Thank you, footy gods ๐Ÿ˜˜

Just now, Ghostwriter said:

A 9-goal loss to Collingwood is a thing of beauty. Thank you, footy gods ๐Ÿ˜˜

34 shots at goal to 15. Could have been a much bigger win

2 hours ago, Ghostwriter said:

Heโ€™s 24yo and has three children, a 5yo and 2yo twins. For this reason alone I hope he goes well ๐Ÿฅน

Is that one Derkson and two Derkdaughters?

51 minutes ago, DubDee said:

I havenโ€™t heard BT commentate for 2 years and Iโ€™ve forgotten what an arrogant fool he is.

Worst commentator by a country mile

My jealously has no limits. Two whole years. It is like hearing someone say they've never had annoying neighbours.

It is possible I enjoy football more with my baby son around because I turn the sound off the whole time and actually turn the TV off completely during qtr and half time breaks to avoid the flickering attention-assault of the ads and filler content.

It is fascinating to observe just how much jitter there is, and how much it tweaks around the room. Actual play isn't so bad because the screen is mostly a stable green base colour.


1 hour ago, Dee Zephyr said:

Matty Hill drops a W T F after McStay plays on and muffs it ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

They just showed Howieโ€™s facial expression when Matty dropped the WTF. He was as amused as we were ๐Ÿ˜‚

Pies missing 3

Lions missing 6+

34 scoring shots to 15

An absolute smashing

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