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The Bailey Humphrey Thread

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18 minutes ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

Next minute Humphrey to Hawks for 8 and future 1st

Melbourne receive 7 & 8 for Petracca (Suns keep 6) 😭

These trades don’t happen in isolation. If Suns start edging that way, then MFC say to them in no uncertain terms we will not accept picks and if they trade with the Pies, Tracc stays in Melbourne. Suns lose.

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    6 minutes ago, Ted Lasso said:

    I have it on good authority that the AFL will do all they can to prevent Bailey Humphrey and Jeffo being on the same team.

    When Jeffo wins the next 8 brownlows, Nick Daicos is going to be very very angry and has threatened to write a letter telling the AFL how angry he is.

    PF you changed your username???

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    1 minute ago, The Cult of Disco Turner said:

    PF you changed your username???

    I can only dream of the day i become half the man @picket fence is

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    22 minutes ago, Adam The God said:

    Now, now. We don't need anymore Eeyores in here. We're full up.

    Maybe the Hardy Ha Ha’s are waiting at the door?

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    33 minutes ago, Adam The God said:

    Far out. Eeyore season.

    Love the Eeyore reference, sums it up perfectly- gotta get me some of that Tigger bounce going!

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    36 minutes ago, Very Jaded said:

    A Melbourne supporting girlfriend could really nail this deal for us

    stud love GIF by Fluffy Friends

    On my way to Moe now!

    Running Man Abandon Thread GIF by MOODMAN

    Edited by Demongirl35

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    Humphrey B. Bear - Wikipedia

    Time to put some pants on and cut out the silent act Humphrey

    You need to ask for a trade to the Dees

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    2 minutes ago, Very Jaded said:

    Humphrey B. Bear - Wikipedia

    Time to put some pants on and cut out the silent act Humphrey

    You need to ask for a trade to the Dees

    Big Boy GIF

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    1 hour ago, Ted Lasso said:

    Edmund reporting he thinks the Humphrey trade is happening.

    Hold onto your hats ladies and gentlemen

    I didn't hear this on SEN (or Trade Radio) but nothing in regards to this comment or the resulting commentary has been posted to social media. Not saying it wasn't said but I would have thought that if there was more substance to this rather than just a jounro's throw away opinion then there would be more about this on X.

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    4 hours ago, praha said:

    Is he in the Swiss alps?

    Yep Mount Blank

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    6 hours ago, Adam The God said:

    Well, Rogers is a quicker Spargo. Creative by hand and foot, and elite on either side of his body. Makes sense.

    whats his tackling pressure like? i always thought at GC him and lombard would play the gryan/mannagh/close role at the suns with the mids theyve got but seems he doesnt want to settle for that. do we see him as nibbler/spargo or as viney or does he have butters gulden potential?

    3 hours ago, Axis of Bob said:

    I think it's more that Melbourne have shaken loose the possibility of him being traded and other clubs have seen this and done whatever they can to give themselves a chance to get him.

    we're good at doing this and then pies/hawks/blues swoop in please not again

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    Don't look now but Bailey Humphrey just posted a bunch of photos to instagram. Many of them in Suns gear. Hopefully it is just a periodical photo dump that players occasionally do when they haven't posted in a while.

    If you want to go all reading the tea leaves then he captioned it "I'm from Moe" and then you can infer that perhaps he is stating that this (Moe) is where I'm from and I'm coming home. Here are a couple of other photos of me in my old job.

    PS There is also a photo of him in Lions gear so maybe that is a parting middle finger shot to his old club for not letting him go home.

    Ok back to your regularly scheduled day dreaming or crying into your hip flask.

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    10 minutes ago, Random Task said:

    I go away for an hour and there's like 5 new pages. Has anything happened yet?

    5 days ago Sam Edmund said the Humphrey trade is on, no mention of to whom or for what, then today it’s been revealed he said it again. It’s also been revealed BH follows Jake Bowey on Instagram. Several of us have concluded that he’s now a Demon. We’re now scrolling through GiF’s to really lift the atmosphere around here.200.gif

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    4 minutes ago, Turner said:

    whats his tackling pressure like? i always thought at GC him and lombard would play the gryan/mannagh/close role at the suns with the mids theyve got but seems he doesnt want to settle for that. do we see him as nibbler/spargo or as viney or does he have butters gulden potential?

    we're good at doing this and then pies/hawks/blues swoop in please not again

    His tackling is good, but I haven't heard how great our interest is in him.

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    2 minutes ago, Demonland said:

    Don't look now but Bailey Humphrey just posted a bunch of photos to instagram. Many of them in Suns gear. Hopefully it is just a periodical photo dump that players occasionally do when they haven't posted in a while.

    If you want to go all reading the tea leaves then he captioned it "I'm from Moe" and then you can infer that perhaps he is stating that this (Moe) is where I'm from and I'm coming home. Here are a couple of photos of me in my old job.

    PS There is also a photo of him in Lions gear so maybe that is a parting middle finger shot to his old club for not letting him go home.

    Ok back to your regularly scheduled day dreaming or crying into your hip flask.

    Yeah I’m so nervous about this one 😬😬

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    I hope Humphrey doesn't stumble onto this thread and immediately calls his manager to say keep me away from these fans

    Insanity I Dont Get It GIF

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    2 minutes ago, Demonland said:

    Here is the post.

    THE SONG PLAYING IS "TAKE ME HOME"

    it's happening GIF

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    Just now, Very Jaded said:

    THE SONG PLAYING IS "TAKE ME HOME"

    it's happening GIF

    Offer him the house and land package in Cranbourne now!

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    2 minutes ago, Very Jaded said:

    I hope Humphrey doesn't stumble onto this thread and immediately calls his manager to say keep me away from these fans

    Insanity I Dont Get It GIF

    God help him when/if he strolls onto Gosch's and bumps into @Ghostwriter

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    1 hour ago, Norm Smith's Curse said:

    Grand New Flag sent me this cryptic update - its pretty clear what is happening:

    When the wind blows with Buckley's chance

    A new dawn rises upon a frosty Caulfield glade

    Then the marchers on the tracc to Casey

    Fall off with Humphrey's King Crown.

    Grand New Flag not around anymore, mate :(

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