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Bailey Humphrey

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Bailey to the Hawks in 2027. And... Good night.

 

I’m going to come back and read this thread in years to come just like how I watch the 21 highlights sometimes. Incredible time to be alive.

 

 

Sorry - can anyone confirm when they changed the rules on trading draft picks up until draft night? Lamb just got asked whether we'd be trading picks 7 and 8 and he said "well we can't now"?

32 minutes ago, Red and Blue Flame said:

Sorry - can anyone confirm when they changed the rules on trading draft picks up until draft night? Lamb just got asked whether we'd be trading picks 7 and 8 and he said "well we can't now"?

They haven't. Assuming he was thinking of trading for players, not ither picks


This thread was a lot of fun and (for the most part) lacked a lot of the vitriol that is unfortunately pretty common on Demonland.

Wish it had worked out but the inclusion of the 2026 first rounder, plus signing CJ and Steele, makes it all sting a bit less.

15 hours ago, The Jackson FIX said:

There it is. The 1,000th time this has been said on Demonland in the last week 👏

So it turns out saying it over and over again doesn’t actually make it happen? Hmmm… weird.

Thanks @Demon Forever for all the info lately.

You helped make the last couple of days way more entertaining than they otherwise would have been.

Shame we missed out this year but lets load up and have another crack at the hump in 12 months.

Go Dees!!

Couldn't participate but this thread got me through some very hectic days. Thanks to everyone

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A lot happened in this thread - some laughs, some tears, babies were born in this thread, we all come together and wasted the most amount of internet since HWMNBN and bananas.

If you get that reference I fear for you but I FEEL for you too

♥️ Peace out

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2 hours ago, Dees1911 said:

40 pages short of 200, disappointing!!!

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Now GCS will live for 12 months with a player who knows he’s earning substantially less than he could otherwise earn elsewhere. It’s something that might easily breed discontent. If Tracc doesn’t perform as well as expected and JUH remains a problem child, what happens then?

I’m going to console myself that at least we won’t be subjected over the coming years to posters referring to “Humphreys”, “Humphries” and “Humphrey’s”.

33 minutes ago, Freddy Fuschia said:

Now GCS will live for 12 months with a player who knows he’s earning substantially less than he could otherwise earn elsewhere. It’s something that might easily breed discontent. If Tracc doesn’t perform as well as expected and JUH remains a problem child, what happens then?

given how keen we were this year and have been basically every year, we’ll certainly be back here in 12 months time. We’ve done the ground work and have the jump over every other club. If he was unhappy this year it’s only gonna be worse next year when he’s their 5/6 string mid and is locked in the half forward with trac playing the exact same role.


Was excellent to see that Tracc and Bailey have been good friends since his draft year. Im sure he gave some glowing references:

‘We’re still close friends’: Why Petracca’s bond with Oliver remains strong

On 15/10/2025 at 20:40, DemonDrumstick said:

anyone wanna spam gifs to get this thread to 4000?

On 15/10/2025 at 20:40, DemonDrumstick said:

anyone wanna spam gifs to get this thread to 4000?

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