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3 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Instagram Update:

BH is now following Caty Price, wife of Dees' President Brad Green.

it's happening GIF

Isn’t she the big boobed, ,British pop singing ex wife of Peter Andre?

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3 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Instagram Update:

BH is now following Caty Price, wife of Dees' President Brad Green.

it's happening GIF

If he starts following new demon Max Heath then it’s a lock 😍

 

 
2 minutes ago, joeboy said:

Isn’t she the big boobed, ,British pop singing ex wife of Peter Andre?

Katie. Former page 2 girl. Had a child with Dwight Yorke that he disowned.

3 minutes ago, Demongirl35 said:

If he starts following new demon Max Heath then it’s a lock 😍

Someone is going to need to keep track of whether he is following or starting to follow Hawthorn and Collingwood players. This is a full time role on Demonland. Send resumes to Jaded. Only serious applicants need apply.


4 hours ago, Roost it far said:

That GiF is wrong on so many levels.

Yes I think so as well

37 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Someone is going to need to keep track of whether he is following or starting to follow Hawthorn and Collingwood players. This is a full time role on Demonland. Send resumes to Jaded. Only serious applicants need apply.

Does this count for anything 😬

38 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Someone is going to need to keep track of whether he is following or starting to follow Hawthorn and Collingwood players. This is a full time role on Demonland. Send resumes to Jaded. Only serious applicants need apply.

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Just now, Demonland said:

Tenuous link at best

He follows the Pies and De Goey

His taste in Instagram friends is very suspect

I would reconsider this deal

Alec Baldwin Trump GIF by Saturday Night Live

He is also following Sydney Sweeney, make of that what you will.


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2 minutes ago, roy11 said:

He is also following Sydney Sweeney, make of that what you will.

He’s off to Sydney 😭

41 minutes ago, roy11 said:

He is also following Sydney Sweeney, make of that what you will.

Thats fair. I would too if I had instagram 😆Sydney Sweeney Snl GIF by Saturday Night Live

9 hours ago, Ted Lasso said:

it's amazing when people are so desperate to be negative that just basic logic goes out the window.

What, the logic that:

a) Petracca will be 30 next year, most of his footy is behind him. Dangerfield was 26 when he was traded to Geelong, Chris Judd was 24 when he went to Carlton.

b) Petracca is on a MASSIVE salary that the Suns will have to take on. He would be highest paid player at GC.

c) Petracca wants out

d) We want Petracca out (forget all the public posturing)

e) Petracca has nominated the Suns

f) there are no other potential suitors.

None of the above plays in our favour. Quite the reverse.


1 hour ago, Demonland said:

Someone is going to need to keep track of whether he is following or starting to follow Hawthorn and Collingwood players. This is a full time role on Demonland. Send resumes to Jaded. Only serious applicants need apply.

I hope you’re also monitoring TikTok Andy

9 hours ago, Ted Lasso said:

You don't walk into JB HI FI and set the price of a new TV, the seller does, you can negotiate but at some point you have to say yes or no to the asking price

It's called the AFL Trade Period for a reason. The clue is in the title. No-one is being bought or sold here.

You analogy only works if (for starters) your TV has a say in who buys it.

4 minutes ago, bing181 said:

What, the logic that:

a) Petracca will be 30 next year, most of his footy is behind him. Dangerfield was 26 when he was traded to Geelong, Chris Judd was 24 when he went to Carlton.

b) Petracca is on a MASSIVE salary that the Suns will have to take on. He would be highest paid player at GC.

c) Petracca wants out

d) We want Petracca out (forget all the public posturing)

e) Petracca has nominated the Suns

f) there are no other potential suitors.

None of the above plays in our favour. Quite the reverse.

And…

He’s a contracted player.

The suns desperately want him hence their willingness to take on the entire contract

The suns are open to extending his offer to 5 years so they’re not worried about his age of footy quality

And they’re willing to negotiate a trade with us.

These are pretty big points that help us

 

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