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It's just so blah having these 4 in the Prelim AGAIN! Not much love for any, however I am a huge Fagan fan so am supporting the Lions. Tonight, a mild support for the Cats - cannot stomach the Hawks and their arrogance.

 

What a genuine nightmare tonight is.

Can’t stand both teams. Hoping for a Hawks win tho so that King can stop wasting his time at that loser club and get going at ours.

7 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

What a genuine nightmare tonight is.

Can’t stand both teams. Hoping for a Hawks win tho so that King can stop wasting his time at that loser club and get going at ours.

But, but… Ginnivan and Watson and Sam Mitchell 🤮🤮🤮

I’m also going for Geelong (for premiers) because I want our new coach to come to us on a high 😅

 

We are having our annual friends Grand Final bbq next weekend. It has been decided that wine will not suffice if any of Geelong Hawks or Pies make it.

Hard liquor and a mild sedative will be needed.


Is it ok to want Hawks to win so King can get down to work?

Got into the members at 10 past 5 & could not get a seat. Luckily got front row standing up on l4. This ground is heaving.

Haven't seen the cats live this year.

Just saw King on the scoreboard. Weird the other day he's in the Melbourne tie, tonight he's in the cats polo.

Just now, Travy14 said:

Is it ok to want Hawks to win so King can get down to work?

As good a reason as any

Impossible to pick an emotional favourite

BTW: Oscar P got his car going. All is good but he did clip the wall

 
13 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

We are having our annual friends Grand Final bbq next weekend. It has been decided that wine will not suffice if any of Geelong Hawks or Pies make it.

Hard liquor and a mild sedative will be needed.

Your undervaluing wine it will suffice, you just need lots of it and good stuff.


5 minutes ago, ANG13 said:

Your undervaluing wine it will suffice, you just need lots of it and good stuff.

Am not made of money

10 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Am not made of money

Hard liquor it is then.

Geelong sick again?


jack henry is a huge loss if he can't make it back onto the field

This is going to be a big loss to the Cats at this rate. I wonder if there is a virus sweeping through the club

My monthly reminder that Essendon gave away D'Ambrosio for a 4th rounder

Pure incompetence


Did King catch a whiff of the bad skills when he was at the club on Monday, and took it back to Geelong with him?

Genuine trash from Geelong here.

 

Bailey Smith too busy abusing journalists at training. Coulda use that time to practice his kicking instead. [censored].


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