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1 hour ago, beelzebub said:

Id be disappointed... but wouldn't blame the bloke. His job is to coach not to poach.

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The news about Oliver this morning being told of ‘a new role he may not like’ must be linked to our pursuit of Flanders.

Separate story emerging that ‘it is about the role, not the money for Ned’ too closely aligned to our ‘snap meeting’ with Clayton

"I've seen the DM's" 😮💨 it's gonna be Saints unless they're talking [censored] lol

 
2 hours ago, demoncat said:

Yuck

How hard is it to tell a bloke he’ll be playing midfield

Don’t care what St Kilda have to offer, they’ll always be a bottom 8 side, even with all these picks. No one in the history of this game has thought, [censored], we are playing St Kilda, that’ll be a tough one.


15 minutes ago, GawnOfTheDead said:

Don’t care what St Kilda have to offer, they’ll always be a bottom 8 side, even with all these picks. No one in the history of this game has thought, [censored], we are playing St Kilda, that’ll be a tough one.

We do when it's at Marvel. They've done a few good numbers on us down there lol

On 30/09/2025 at 21:42, Deestinga2 said:

Would prefer Walters over another mid feilder.

Walter's would be useless if we still have a midfield that couldn't hit the ocean with a beach ball.

Is Flanders a better kick than Trac? Is he quicker than Trac? Can he play inside and outside? If the answer to these is yes, he would definitely improve our list.

Flanders in an Trac out would limit our s*** kicks in the midfield to Gawn, Oliver and Viney. And Flanders has 10 years ahead of him, he's not an old fart.images(17).jpg.d8d7f6e8715cc4b9811d0747f39eed0b.jpg

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11 minutes ago, Sean Balor said:

We do when it's at Marvel. They've done a few good numbers on us down there lol

Maybe. But they’re still irrelevant in the AFL and I can’t see it changing.

5 minutes ago, GawnOfTheDead said:

Maybe. But they’re still irrelevant in the AFL and I can’t see it changing.

Hope so. Can't stand them


30 minutes ago, GawnOfTheDead said:

Who are these nobodies?

Theleading sportscast in the Australia. Dan Gorringe has more power than most Clubland officials

34 minutes ago, Stiff Arm said:

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Max channeling Methuselah in search of that elusive premiership at the 'G?

If we ship off Clarry and Trac, then miss out on bringing in a good young established midfielder in Flanders, we may as well fold. What a disaster this has turned into.

If Flanders wants midfield time, he'll get it with us guaranteed!

Budderick or similar has chosen to move to WBD from the Suns.

Hopefully Flanders nominates us shortly. Seems to always have a flow on after one says something.


7 hours ago, The Jackson FIX said:

The news about Oliver this morning being told of ‘a new role he may not like’ must be linked to our pursuit of Flanders.

Separate story emerging that ‘it is about the role, not the money for Ned’ too closely aligned to our ‘snap meeting’ with Clayton

But r we getting Flanders or is that still to be decided?

If we r not getting him then why advise Oliver prior to knowing.

It's hard to imagine all the drama around Trac and Oliver helps our chances with Flanders aside from that we definitely have a spot in the midfield for him.

26 minutes ago, Ted Lasso said:

It's hard to imagine all the drama around Trac and Oliver helps our chances with Flanders aside from that we definitely have a spot in the midfield for him.

Name one player with multiple suitors who is looking at our club and going… “hmmm think I’ll go there, looks interesting”

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Just now, Bring-Back-Powell said:

Full on expecting (guessing) Flanders to announce St Kilda as his club of choice tomorrow, to cap off a fabulous week.

Yep, i think that's going to happen as well. I hope the club has one more swing at it though, i'd rather pay him slight overs than lose Trac, Clarry and May and not add anyone at all


Just now, Bring-Back-Powell said:

Full on expecting (guessing) Flanders to announce St Kilda as his club of choice tomorrow, to cap off a fabulous week.

My thoughts is definitely St Kilda

6 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Name one player with multiple suitors who is looking at our club and going… “hmmm think I’ll go there, looks interesting”

stability is overrated…………we all know this

To be honest it’s going to be an interesting looking team with no McVee, Spargypants, Mayzie, Tracc & Clayton we may struggle to beat Wet Toast.🙄😬

 
19 minutes ago, DeeZone said:

To be honest it’s going to be an interesting looking team with no McVee, Spargypants, Mayzie, Tracc & Clayton we may struggle to beat Wet Toast.🙄😬

We have King Culley tho. So we got this 💪🏻😅

2 hours ago, DemonOX said:

But r we getting Flanders or is that still to be decided?

If we r not getting him then why advise Oliver prior to knowing.

“See Ned, we’re so serious about you leading the midfield that we shipped off bang bang bang to prove it to you”


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