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3 minutes ago, titan_uranus said:

Far out.

They spelled Verrall’s name wrong in the graphic on social media today too.

Our comms team is a basket case.

I really hope our new CEO takes comms seriously. It’s such an important part of well run organizations. We have to get our [censored] together and put a real strategy behind the way this club presents itself to the world.

Perception is just as important as reality. Present yourself like a mess, become a mess.

 

Robbo's voice is shockiiiiiiin - jayzus! Sounds like a drunken dad in the shower...in the early 80s.

 
5 minutes ago, titan_uranus said:

Far out.

They spelled Verrall’s name wrong in the graphic on social media today too.

Our comms team is a basket case.

They are RUBBISH. Constant bloopers and spelling of our players names is a constant problem. Our MFC communications team is seriously a group of year 11 students who must have been given work experience rather than getting expelled. @binman sorry my rant is over !!

5 minutes ago, At the break of Gawn said:

Worst in the league and just slightly better than Brisbane who stop giving score updates once they start to lose.

You're not helping, Breaker! 😉😄

Edited by Timothy Reddan-A'Blew


Sigh..

Everytime I try to log into the live stream all i get is music in the background and a logo..

22 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

What is this Billings talk?

Can't watch the stream.

Please tell me that he didn't see his own highlights and thank you video appear on the big screen on B&F night as the way of finding out he was being cut?

Apparently the delisted players were told they were delisted yesterday. If that’s true, Jack would’ve known before tonight. I hope so anyways.

MELBOURNE has made five changes to its AFL list, informing Tom Fullarton, Kynan Brown, Oliver Sestan, Will Verrall and Marty Hore they will not be offered a contract for the 2026 season.

 

2 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

Apparently the delisted players were told they were delisted yesterday. If that’s true, Jack would’ve known before tonight. I hope so anyways.

IF he was delisted…

Shambles.

3 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Sigh..

Everytime I try to log into the live stream all i get is music in the background and a logo..

me too... or endless sponsor scroll

1 minute ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Sigh..

Everytime I try to log into the live stream all i get is music in the background and a logo..

That’s because they’re on a break in proceedings. Robbo entertains the crowd while courses are being served (dessert right now).

Stay with it and before long the break will be over and Stanners will be back. 👍🏽

3 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Sigh..

Everytime I try to log into the live stream all i get is music in the background and a logo..

It didn't work after R8 then they went to a break and signal had been down since.

1 minute ago, rpfc said:

IF he was delisted…

Shambles.

"He was going to be delisted and we told the comms team but changed our minds last minute and they remembered to fix the socials but not the Bluey script." - probably

Edited by deanox


kung fu dancing GIF by Shaw Brothers

Robbo currently entertaining the crowd. He’s a natural !!! Love him and hopefully they build a statue of him at the MFC CAULFIELD IMPERIAL Function centre.

2 minutes ago, demon3165 said:

MELBOURNE has made five changes to its AFL list, informing Tom Fullarton, Kynan Brown, Oliver Sestan, Will Verrall and Marty Hore they will not be offered a contract for the 2026 season.

Yes that’s what the announcement today said. But tonight Richo added Billings to that list and the graphic on the big screen supported it.

4 minutes ago, rpfc said:

IF he was delisted…

Shambles.

Absolutely disgraceful.

Apparently Jake Melksham won the James McDonald ‘Memorial’ Trophy. Unless I’m mistaken, Junior is very much alive..

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2 minutes ago, spirit of norm smith said:

kung fu dancing GIF by Shaw Brothers

Robbo currently entertaining the crowd. He’s a natural !!! Love him and hopefully they build a statue of him at the MFC CAULFIELD IMPERIAL Function centre.

What

4 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

Yes that’s what the announcement today said. But tonight Richo added Billings to that list and the graphic on the big screen supported it.

Oh OK thanks.

2 minutes ago, Swooper Northey said:

Apparently Jake Melksham won the James McDonald ‘Memorial’ Trophy. Unless I’m mistaken, Junior is very much alive..

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Ricky Gervais couldn’t write all this

 

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