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51 minutes ago, KoltTheRam said:

Mostly because I'm in year 11 😅 However its a dream of mine in the future to work in a business or law capacity at the club

Are you any good at comms?

3 minutes ago, binman said:

Are you any good at comms?

I have communication skills written in my resume?

 
57 minutes ago, KoltTheRam said:

Mostly because I'm in year 11 😅 However its a dream of mine in the future to work in a business or law capacity at the club

Go get 'em KTR

6 minutes ago, binman said:

Are you any good at comms?

If he can upload a TikTok and send out an EDM with no spelling mistakes, he's hired at this point.


7 minutes ago, KoltTheRam said:

I have communication skills written in my resume?

The gig is yours.

4 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

If he can upload a TikTok and send out an EDM with no spelling mistakes, he's hired at this point.

If even he knows what Tik Tok and an EDM is then he is hired.

1 hour ago, KoltTheRam said:

Mostly because I'm in year 11 😅 However its a dream of mine in the future to work in a business or law capacity at the club

So, that makes you 16 or 17 years old then. Begs this question…

What the hell are you doing on this forum?

Did you get lost on your way to Snapchat or TikTok or something!?

😎🤩😝

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3 minutes ago, binman said:

If even he knows what Tik Tok and an EDM is then he is hired.

He’s in Year 11. His whole life is one big TikTok 😜


4 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

So, that makes you 16 or 17 years old then. Begs this question…

What the hell are you doing on this forum?

Did you get lost on your way to Snapchat or TikTok or something!?

😎🤩😝

Pretty much because I'm absolutely Dees obsessed (to the point where it's mostly my only hobby, whoops) My family members (who are Melb supporters too) have gotten sick of me talking about it so often, now this site is my outlet 🙃

6 minutes ago, KoltTheRam said:

Pretty much because I'm absolutely Dees obsessed (to the point where it's mostly my only hobby, whoops) My family members (who are Melb supporters too) have gotten sick of me talking about it so often, now this site is my outlet 🙃

Don't let anyone tell you you're too young to post here.

I was in year 12 when I started posting here... and look how well I turned out!

Losing My Mind GIF

1 hour ago, Ghostwriter said:

I’m going to the game but I’m not going down the Monash. I’m going by train, bus, replacement bus, paddle steamer, rickshaw and penny-farthing.

I’m going because I want to but also because after their last match Luker said, “You’ll come and watch me in the final, won’t you.” How could I say No. 🥹

Can you please post a picture of you riding to the ground on a penny farthing with a giant head under your arm?

1 minute ago, KoltTheRam said:

Pretty much because I'm absolutely Dees obsessed (to the point where it's mostly my only hobby, whoops) My family members (who are Melb supporters too) have gotten sick of me talking about it so often, now this site is my outlet 🙃

I hear ya, KTR. You’re me except younger (shut up, everyone else. I said younger, that’ll do). I’m unashamedly obsessed with the Dees. Some might say to an unhealthy level but to them I say Mind your own [censored] business. And by “them” I mean my own sons 😅

10 minutes ago, KoltTheRam said:

Pretty much because I'm absolutely Dees obsessed (to the point where it's mostly my only hobby, whoops) My family members (who are Melb supporters too) have gotten sick of me talking about it so often, now this site is my outlet 🙃

Whilst a lot of posters on this forum are exactly the same, I feel obliged to point out that this isn't healthy.


14 minutes ago, In Harmes Way said:

Can you please post a picture of you riding to the ground on a penny farthing with a giant head under your arm?

And a flogger over each shoulder? I’m a Go Big or Go Home kinda gal.

1 hour ago, In Harmes Way said:

Whilst a lot of posters on this forum are exactly the same, I feel obliged to point out that this isn't healthy.

You might even say posting on here is putting him in harm's way

19 minutes ago, binman said:

You might even say posting on here is putting him in harm's way

In fact, the new Gov't legislation will probably ban anyone under the age of 65 from accessing this site (for their own good!)

2 hours ago, KoltTheRam said:

Mostly because I'm in year 11 😅 However its a dream of mine in the future to work in a business or law capacity at the club

can i suggest you hit em up

they're always after assistance

5 minutes ago, whatwhat say what said:

can i suggest you hit em up

they're always after assistance

Yeah it definitely wouldn’t hurt to try. I’ll give it a crack


4 hours ago, Dingo said:

There is nothing on the club’s website about the Casey game this weekend.

Why?

I have just spoken to a woman at the club and she doesn’t know why.

She said you would have to speak to marketing.

I asked to be put through to marketing and she said “there is no direct line”.

That l could send an email to the club and it will be passed onto marketing.

I am gob smacked!

Surely the club wants to promote Casey, our seconds team PLAYING IN THE FINALS?

I wil send an email and see what response l get.

Sheesh.

Not surprised one bit.

Have had similar experience..

One of the worst in the comp and have been for years.

23 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Not surprised one bit.

Have had similar experience..

One of the worst in the comp and have been for years.

Hopefully the new CEO will get his priorities right. Comms needs to be one of them, given that we members are the ‘lifeblood’ of the Club.

3 hours ago, KoltTheRam said:

Mostly because I'm in year 11 😅 However its a dream of mine in the future to work in a business or law capacity at the club

Great stuff, are you doing Business Management at school??

 
1 minute ago, picket fence said:

Great stuff, are you doing Business Management at school??

Yeah PF I do Business, Legal Studies and Accounting. The trifecta!

2 hours ago, Jaded No More said:

Don't let anyone tell you you're too young to post here.

I was in year 12 when I started posting here... and look how well I turned out!

Losing My Mind GIF

Did you undergo some sort of Clockwork Orange style rehabilitation process? Given you're one of the most level headed posters here? 😲


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