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NON-MFC: Round 23

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Yikes, Essendon’s skills under pressure were attrocious

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    Ha ha essendon lose by 2 points.

    I hate essendon as much as anyone but they were on the wrong end of some late umpiring decisions.

    Anyway back to the freo game.

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    I almost feel sorry for Essendon.

    Almost.

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    I’d love to know the AFL’s concussion decision making.

    Nas has a heavy head clash with 2 minutes to go. Stays on. That just isn’t right.

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    Bombers received the rough end of the pineapple from the umpires in the last 2 minutes. And I have to take my hat off to Brad Scott and the coaches - those young kids and fill in players are having a red hot go.

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    Just now, praha said:

    I almost feel sorry for Essendon.

    Almost.

    Nah you think they ever felt sorry for us. Just think how insufferable their fans will be when they become good again. Lets enjoy this era while it lasts

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    1 minute ago, dees189227 said:

    Nah you think they ever felt sorry for us. Just think how insufferable their fans will be when they become good again. Lets enjoy this era while it lasts

    I feel almost privileged that they haven't won a single final in my entire existence on this planet

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    5 minutes ago, Demonsone said:

    Even the saints found a way to win 2,3xtra games than us …

    You always find a way to find the positive

    You must be great at parties

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    Suck on a bag a [censored] Bombers!

    you are a pathetic rabble and hopefully always will be

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    10 minutes ago, DubDee said:

    You always find a way to find the positive

    You must be great at parties

    It’s a reality & a joke mate…not sure why it affects you so much??

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    I think Will Ashcroft is currently the best player in the competition.

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    28 minutes ago, Demonsone said:

    Even the saints found a way to win 2,3xtra games than us …

    If it was us in their shoes I have no doubt at all you’d be saying “we’ve fallen over the line against 4 of the bottom 5 by a combined 21 points, these are junk time wins, doing us nothing for 2026, ruining our draft hand”.

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    44 minutes ago, The heart beats true said:

    I’d love to know the AFL’s concussion decision making.

    Nas has a heavy head clash with 2 minutes to go. Stays on. That just isn’t right.

    The AFL need to get the rugby union mouthguards that measure G forces. Like, for next season.

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    19 minutes ago, Demonsone said:

    It’s a reality & a joke mate…not sure why it affects you so much??

    Just a wild guess here but maybe it’s because you mention it EVERY [censored] FIVE MINUTES!!! Surely you can see how [censored] annoying you are… you’ve been told so many times but you just don’t stop. Having to see your repetitive dreary [censored] in other threads is bad enough but ffs this is the NON [censored] MFC [censored] THREAD.

    Jesus Mary and Joseph give me strength!

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    42 minutes ago, Hopeful Demon said:

    I feel almost privileged that they haven't won a single final in my entire existence on this planet

    I’m jealous! I wish I could say the same 😂

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    Just now, Hopeful Demon said:

    Yep the fact that Essendon and Carlton were once good is about as mind boggling to me as the fact that dinosaurs once existed

    May you never have to experience it in your lifetime, coz it ain’t pretty. Especially Essendon 🤮🤮🤮 The hate is real.

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    It’s been said a plenty but Logan Morris at pick #31 is a blight on 17 other teams who let this kid slip.

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    38 minutes ago, Demonsone said:

    It’s a reality & a joke mate…not sure why it affects you so much??

    a joke?

    how is the Saints winning more than us a joke?

    Edited by DubDee

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    2 minutes ago, DubDee said:

    reality and a joke?

    you got to choose one bud or it doesn’t make sense

    It’s not a joke because jokes are funny. Therefore it must be reality.

    God have mercy on our souls

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    Nat Fyfe 🥹

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