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13 minutes ago, deegirl said:

This game is real Sophie’s Choice stuff. It’s Collingwood I’d enjoy seeing Hawthorn miss finals

Like choosing between [censored] your pants and vomiting

Lose lose.

 
 

Jesus, one day a coach will let players actually be allowed to think instead of handballing to players in a worse position. They are so robotic in their actions, they don't even look to see the dangers of it or if there are better options.


Just now, BoBo said:

3 weeks to Newcomb. Way worse than May.

This is going to be interesting to see what Jeff Gleesons’ “reasonable player” should have done in that clash, especially if the reasonable player is playing for a club in contention and with the finals coming up. Oh sorry I am assuming Newcomb gets cited.

13 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Like choosing between [censored] your pants and vomiting

Lose lose.

What if it's a draw?

 
29 minutes ago, Deesprate said:

Ha King who wanted May thrown out for six weeks say pure accident. What is the difference. Make a complete fool of himself.

The answer to your question. Absolutely nothing.

To be honest neither player should be reported or suspended……nor should have May.

I picked the Pies until Howe went down, now reckon the Hawks will penetrate the Pies defence too easily. In terms of desire, I hope for a Hawks loss so we can stop hearing about the "Hollywood Hawks".

The spewing versus carping comment from Jaded sums up the night really.


I don’t reckon that can be a suspension to Newcombe. I don’t see how he can handle that differently.

Which means it’ll probably be 5 weeks.

I will be disappointed if we do not make some play for Brody M,

I suspend all players you can from these sides but remember Chtistian has a conflict of interest . Clear to any one else but the AFL


Pies are like us in ‘23. They look done. 1-4 the last 5 weeks is not the form of premiers.

There is talks of disharmony and players wanting to move . I hope they implode.

33 minutes ago, BoBo said:

3 weeks to Newcomb. Way worse than May.

Can you imagine if May tried to tackle Evans at that speed?

Evans would still be out.


33 minutes ago, Hellaintabadplacetobe said:

Pies fans cheered Maynard after knocking out Gus and booing Newcombe for knocking out Howe.

Absolute scum

So I missed the good bit. Will they replay it

 
40 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

This is going to be interesting to see what Jeff Gleesons’ “reasonable player” should have done in that clash, especially if the reasonable player is playing for a club in contention and with the finals coming up. Oh sorry I am assuming Newcomb gets cited.

That’s the beauty of ’should’, ‘could’ and ‘reasonable player’, you can almost arrive at any outcome you want.

You and I could have vastly different interpretations of all 3 of those metrics.


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