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Who Will Be Our Next Coach?

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9 hours ago, beelzebub said:

She could...

And then the haters could hate hate hate

Mate, whatever has possessed you, shake it off! Shake it off! 😀

 

"I'm here for Melbourne. Well done for making the change, how it cost the coach his job is a mystery to me, but they have made the step to playing modern footy."

David King

50 minutes ago, BDA said:

Maybe we should just get Mark Neeld back

Now quote the whole post.

 
50 minutes ago, The Jackson FIX said:

The club leaks seem to be drying up… all of the intel on this club-selection process now seems to be coming from the candidates and not the club + we’ve heard very little on player exit interviews (especially Clarry).

My best guess is incoming CEO and president have had to step in. This is a good sign.

Funny, I thought of this today when Tom Morris had the scoop on Charlie Curnow’s exit meeting, shortly after it had finished.

I’m now firmly convinced that almost all leaks are manager based, who else would be leaking details of that meeting?

Unless the club itself leaked, to shut down any thoughts for rivals.

Edited by BW511

1 hour ago, The Jackson FIX said:

we’ve heard very little on player exit interviews (especially Clarry).

It also helps when there’s nothing to report

If Clarry asked for a trade you’d hear about it


1 hour ago, Deez21 said:

They should have never extended him before they saw the outcome of the year and are now stuck with his extension

However, we might offer them a bail out

Was reported earlier in the year that we made contact with him and he shut it down out of respect for Goody and then signed a new deal

not making finals changes things for Dogs and Melbourne are very much watching the situation very closely and have made contact again

No

20 minutes ago, BW511 said:

I’m now firmly convinced that almost all leaks are manager based

Some of the ones I was coming across were board-level, not player managers

34 minutes ago, bing181 said:

"I'm here for Melbourne. Well done for making the change, how it cost the coach his job is a mystery to me, but they have made the step to playing modern footy."

David King

Wasn't King calling for his head for most of the year?

 

I really hope not Bevo, and both Kingy and Kornes are clowns, great at entertaining on their chat shows but that’s really all it is, entertainment.

I’d love to know what Goody or someone at Melbourne did to Kornes, he seems to always have such a personal vendetta against the MFC.

Imagine getting rid of Goody for wacky Bevo

Absolutely not unless he brings Bont. Then I guess he can be midfield coach or something.


4 hours ago, Billy said:

Have we already got our new coach?

Someone must’ve made the decision on Tmac & Melksham?

We still have a List Manager.

He is one Lamb that is yet to be sacrificed…

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1 hour ago, bing181 said:

"I'm here for Melbourne. Well done for making the change, how it cost the coach his job is a mystery to me, but they have made the step to playing modern footy."

David King

What on earth is he trying to say here?

3 minutes ago, KozzyCan said:

What on earth is he trying to say here?

with king it doesn't matter; he'll say the opposite within the next 42 minutes

1 hour ago, The Jackson FIX said:

The club leaks seem to be drying up… all of the intel on this club-selection process now seems to be coming from the candidates and not the club + we’ve heard very little on player exit interviews (especially Clarry).

My best guess is incoming CEO and president have had to step in. This is a good sign.

Watson was on radio yesterday and said the actual process hasn't really started so think we've just been getting candidates sorted so far. Interviews should start soon and you'd hope the details of which remain under wraps. We might hear about the list of candidates being narrowed down but I doubt (hope) not much else until we announce the coach.

1 minute ago, whatwhat say what said:

with king it doesn't matter; he'll say the opposite within the next 42 minutes

In this case it seems he achieved that goal in one sentence.


25 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Imagine getting rid of Goody for wacky Bevo

Absolutely not unless he brings Bont. Then I guess he can be midfield coach or something.

Well, Bevo would certainly be a 'different' voice.

2 minutes ago, binman said:

Well, Bevo would certainly be a 'different' voice.

You've got the nerve to say that and even be here!

1 hour ago, Young Angus said:

I’d love to know what Goody or someone at Melbourne did to Kornes, he seems to always have such a personal vendetta against the MFC.

He is prob related to Caroline Wilson.

2 hours ago, Jaded No More said:

It also helps when there’s nothing to report

If Clarry asked for a trade you’d hear about it

However, the new coach would have the last say if he stays or goes!

1 minute ago, picket fence said:

However, the new coach would have the last say if he stays or goes!

Obviously.

Not asking for a trade and not being told you’re up for trade are two separate things.

And to be fair being as he’s contracted, he too would have a fair amount of say in his fate


1 hour ago, KozzyCan said:

You've got the nerve to say that and even be here!

Huh?

4 minutes ago, binman said:

Huh?

He’s channeling Bevo v Morris

8 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

He’s channeling Bevo v Morris

Oh.

I have have barely watched or listened to any footy media this season, probably the least ever.

 
1 minute ago, binman said:

Oh.

I have have barely watched or listened to any footy media this season, probably the least ever.

This was before the 2021 GF. Bevo accused Morris of trying to undermine the Bulldogs with his reporting of someone being dropped

Edit: Sorry, after Rnd 1 2022. Link below

Edited by Mickey

11 minutes ago, binman said:

Oh.

I have have barely watched or listened to any footy media this season, probably the least ever.

I hear ya…. Most of it all is hyperbolic rubbish and the rest is utter [censored].


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