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NON-MFC: Round 19

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AFL really bombed out by banking on Essendon and Thursday night footy. It’s horrendous.

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    Essengone. Are paying currently. $10.

    Either that’s a misprint or they are really terrible, the second I hope. How long for Scott ??

    I do hope we can best the blues with a large stick.

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    1 minute ago, 640MD said:

    Essengone. Are paying currently. $10.

    Either that’s a misprint or they are really terrible, the second I hope. How long for Scott ??

    I do hope we can best the blues with a large stick.

    They're $10 because they literally have half of their best 22 out.

    They schooled us in round 5 when they were close to full strength.

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    1 hour ago, GS_1905 said:

    AFL really bombed out by banking on Essendon and Thursday night footy. It’s horrendous.

    Or it can be a positive watching essendon get beaten in prime time

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    Hogan and Cadman under the roof against the druggies, half of whom are in rehab

    Could get 15 between them?

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    Tipping the Dogs as my upset for the weekend.

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    8 minutes ago, Demonstone said:

    Cadman would have to kick all 15 of them. Hoges is out "rested" (code for mercy rule).

    Josh Kelly too. Giants treating this like a preseason game

    You wouldn't want to have money on Hogan for the Coleman would you?!

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    There's no danger of essendon winning is there? I know they have injuries galore but gws are inconsistent at times.

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    For all the issues with Clarry, imagine picking Parish

    Out for half the season, one game back injured again

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    Me watching tonight’s match…

    Pop Corn GIF by WWE

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    small crowd, poor game

    thursday night football is a load of [censored]

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    Bombers still with 1 goal kicked since quarter time of last week’s game. That quarter was so bad I can’t stay away.

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    6 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

    Bombers still with 1 goal kicked since quarter time of last week’s game. That quarter was so bad I can’t stay away.

    bullants would beat this mob, embarrassing footy club

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    20 minutes ago, BDA said:

    small crowd, poor game

    thursday night football is a load of [censored]

    Five of Essendon’s remaining six matches are prime-time, Thursday and Friday nights. Even with the stoopid floating fixture the AFL has screwed up hugely.

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    Whoa… Essendon’s last 22 scoring shots… 1.21 (ONE GOAL, 21 BEHINDS). I’m happy as a pig in 💩

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    Stuff the essenscum, they made us eat shiyte in 2000. Hope they eat the same dish for another 20 years The AFL. Similar

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    5 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

    Five of Essendon’s remaining six matches are prime-time, Thursday and Friday nights. Even with the stoopid floating fixture the AFL has screwed up hugely.

    With all due respect, I dont think the AFL could have envisaged their injury list. They have 26 fit players on their list at the moment

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    How do they get 8 shots on goal. Tighten up Suns

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    6 minutes ago, ijustwannaseeaflag said:

    With all due respect, I dont think the AFL could have envisaged their injury list. They have 26 fit players on their list at the moment

    Had they been wise they’d have erred on the side of probability. Essendon is another club that the AFL wants to see super successful because $$$$

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