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GAMEDAY: Rd 16 vs Gold Coast

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Just now, dees189227 said:

Cannot wait to hear goody spin this in his presser

He should be carrying his bags to the press conference, ready to go home and leave us alone, please.

 
Just now, Devil In Disguise said:

Essendon will be loving their pick we gift them at the end of the season.

And no doubt they'll pick up some great kid who for years we'll have to hear about

Goodwin has officially pushed the list and our club over the cliff! Has destroyed the list, needs to go and a clean out of assistant coaches and so called stars !

 
1 minute ago, dees189227 said:

Cannot wait to hear goody spin this in his presser

Will quote Injuries!

Just now, Brenno said:

I'm surprised how little criticism he gets on here. Week as [censored] and pathetic role model for the young blokes.

Really the three amigos (Oliver, Salem and Petracca) have let us and the club down.


2 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

Cannot wait to hear goody spin this in his presser

yep about petty and howes

I’m sorry but I see absolutely nothing in Jefferson or Kolt. Not even a highlight that gives me a tickle of hope.

I’d play them in VFL rest of the year. After one more preseason and next year - if they haven’t shown anything, move em on.

 

Now we get to watch the Hawks and Pies have easy wins

[censored]

3rd @Demonland

☠️forward entries - poor - too many 9 irons into the air !!!

☠️umps lost control - should have reversed then

☠️Salo ok at sideways 15 metre kicks but is too slow now in defence - gets exposed

☠️Trac is officially the worst kick into 50

☠️Ben King is a [censored] weak [censored] [censored]

👏kozzzy goal

👏Fritsch goal

Too small in defence Walter. Read. King. All in field !!! Drop Lever … bring in !!


On a positive note; we have the talent at the top end. Lack the talent on the middle, and some young guys who could turn out to be good/very good

We are a team deft of system and confidence.

We need a change our coach, method and system

Well one good thing today is that the sun has come out shining in Victoria and we didn’t have to waste time going to and from the game. I predicted we would be a bottom 4 team this year and that is proving to be accurate. So the level of disappointment is not as much as it might be.

  1. Coach should resign.

  2. Planning to move various players on in one way or another should be articulated.

19 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

I'm beginning to think our midfield is our issue

Only beginning,gees been [censored] for a coupla yrs now


The jokes that come out when we suck.

"Must be at the snow"

"They came for the cheese platters"

Hello darkness my old friend.

Bring in Lever? Did you miss the VFL match today? Im seriously thinking Lever is a worse kick than Dom Tyson. Sorry nearly as bad, Dom was such a shocker.

Just now, dees189227 said:

Gee melksham has battled his heart out

Leading up the ground too. I like it

Just now, dees189227 said:

Gee melksham has battled his heart out

A sad indictment when he’s our oldest player.

Gawn the only other senior player earning his paycheck today and even this season.

Trac, Clarry, Salem, Fritsch, Lever and May absolutely letting us down consistently over and over and over again.

1 minute ago, GS_1905 said:

I’m sorry but I see absolutely nothing in Jefferson or Kolt. Not even a highlight that gives me a tickle of hope.

I’d play them in VFL rest of the year. After one more preseason and next year - if they haven’t shown anything, move em on.

I actually see a lot of Kai Lohmann in him. In an actual good side like Collingwood, he would be dangerous. Not the quickest, but is fleet footed, can tackle and can take contested grabs.

Just does not suit our overly congested system. The kid has no room to breathe. Harsh to expect a lot from him.


3 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

How fast have we gone from a really good competitive team, to an insipid one.

We are horrible to watch. No skills, effort that we turn on and off like a tap, and absolutely mind boggling game plan.

Kosi is the only player in this team that I enjoy watching. Everyone else is either unskilled or a non entity.

We have been horrible to watch for 2-3 Seasons. But it has hit Rock Bottom this year

Since Burgess left it has been a slow decline in standards and preparation

Goodwin’s mythical Gameplan is non competitive

Hack and Hope….

This cannot go on

25 minutes ago, whatwhat say what said:

may looks finished as a serious afl player

slow and lead to the ball, outbodied in 1:1 contests

Changed your mind from a few weeks ago when you thought he was still one of the best key backs in the game?

 
3 minutes ago, layzie said:

The jokes that come out when we suck.

"Must be at the snow"

"They came for the cheese platters"

Hello darkness my old friend.

I'd that take anytime instead of living the dream... Centrelink 😜


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