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GAMEDAY: Rd 16 vs Gold Coast

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Just now, Jaded No More said:

If this isn’t the worst quarter we have played all year, it’s because I blocked out the first 5 weeks of the season

Utterly embarrassing and unacceptable

The end is coming thick and fast for a number of players and our coach

It’s the worst by a long long wat

 

FFS umpire


Petty competing hard

But any chance of kicking inn front so he can run and jump at it

That's it. Officially done 20 minutes into the game. Season over. There is no way this coaching and playing group can continue. We need a complete cleanout. Whoever is not going to be part of our next flag move them on. If they don't want to be there, move them on. Thanks for the flag, Goody but you cannot give anything more. Choco and Richardson, you can move on, too. I'd rather cop it for a year than watch whatever this is being served up right now. The days of soft Melbourne since 2021 must come to an end.

 

8-1 free kicks, I mean give us a break.

1 minute ago, jaydenh10 said:

can we get back the coach that actually won us the flag

He’s at Richmond


Zero effort is so disappointing. Change needs to happen asap.

Just now, Tom Dyson said:

8-1 free kicks, I mean give us a break.

If we could get our hands on the footy it might help us win a free.


This has all the hallmarks of a triple figure loss. 💯

We’re not serious if Goodwin is still coaching next week.

It’s over, get Windsor and JVR back into the side next week and let’s start planning for 2026.

Where is Joe Gutnick when you need him

Oh that’s right we don’t have a president or CEO

Edited by Billy

Pressure is way down and GC are on

Game Over


[censored] centre bounce. Outside of circle to suns advantage. Play on. Should’ve been called back. Useless [censored]

2 minutes ago, Hellaintabadplacetobe said:

Melbourne and Carlton might actually be the same team in disguise.

Unwatchable stuff this

Sorry, Carlton are better, which tells us all.

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3 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

If this isn’t the worst quarter we have played all year, it’s because I blocked out the first 5 weeks of the season

Utterly embarrassing and unacceptable

The end is coming thick and fast for a number of players and our coach

I’ve been watching Demons since 1962

Worst Quarter of football I can remember

What is Sparrow doing if Rioli can take an uncontested mark on him


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