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GAMEDAY: Rd 11 vs Sydney

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If anyone is ever looking for a good pre-game meal the Builders Arms does a lovely 1/2kg of mussels washed down with a Guinness. Get in early for a table. Lots of Swans supporters today though.

 
39 minutes ago, croydick said:

anyone got actual numbers on how many hes won this year? genuinely think ive only seen him miss one or two coin tosses so far

I can't remember us losing the toss this year. Has to count for something when the heat is on come September.

So Dee in a kilt do you actually wear a frock to the footy.(asking for a friend)

 

Melbourne now moved into $1.90 favourites (Swans $1.94). Seems like it took all week to finally move!

Spent a chunk of the morning at my favourite local cafe - first time in weeks because I was working a contract with [censored] hours in an [censored] location. Coffee and food was as good as ever and I was slightly taken aback at how ridiculously attractive all the staff are. Is that subconsciously why it is my favourite cafe?

Now hiding from in-laws by taking a 'nap', but they'll be gone by game time. All groceries have been restocked, the house is acceptably clean, the sun is out after a drenched week. All is well.

By coincidence I also have Tim-Tams. Not actually my favourites but sometimes that is just what the mood calls for.

May this game enter history as the Tim Tam binge game.


 
12 minutes ago, Rab D Nesbitt said:

If anyone is ever looking for a good pre-game meal the Builders Arms does a lovely 1/2kg of mussels washed down with a Guinness. Get in early for a table. Lots of Swans supporters today though.

Would you recommend the Guinness Rab?

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Sharp as sub? I thought we’d go for Fritta again. It worked last week with Sharps run and carry being ok until subbed out.

@binman 🤞🤞🤞Fritta brings the zing right from the start and continues all game


Just now, Disco InTurno said:

Disco 4 goal game incoming

aim the bar higher

disco to kick 8

27 minutes ago, Diamond_Jim said:

Looking forward to lots of colourful posts. According to locals Pattaya has slowed up in recent years so it's great that you two are back to boost the local economy.

Enjoy yourselves

Yes it would be much better if the Baht wasn’t so strong.

It’s ridiculously high, and they wonder why people aren’t coming…

10 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

Spent a chunk of the morning at my favourite local cafe - first time in weeks because I was working a contract with [censored] hours in an [censored] location. Coffee and food was as good as ever and I was slightly taken aback at how ridiculously attractive all the staff are. Is that subconsciously why it is my favourite cafe?

Now hiding from in-laws by taking a 'nap', but they'll be gone by game time. All groceries have been restocked, the house is acceptably clean, the sun is out after a drenched week. All is well.

By coincidence I also have Tim-Tams. Not actually my favourites but sometimes that is just what the mood calls for.

May this game enter history as the Tim Tam binge game.

Put the Tim Tams in the Freezer

Much improved on an already classic Biscuit

if we win we will have beaten 2 grand finalists in 2 weeks. are we back???????????????????????????? knowing melbourne [censored] no


32 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

We should get a decent crowd. Especially coming off a great win last week, tracs 200th & perfect weather.

There very few so far on the southern side looking into the sun. I came in 10 mins ago and there are a lot coming in. I reckon 40k by start time⁹

Poor trac, I think the plan was for his neice to run through with him & I think she got a bit overwhelmed.

Can anyone there confirm if the top of the ponsford open?

3 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Put the Tim Tams in the Freezer

Much improved on an already classic Biscuit

Good call. Often save the 💙Tim Tams ❤️to 3/4 qtr time so the pre freeze is a good recommendation!!!


1 minute ago, spirit of norm smith said:

Good call. Often save the 💙Tim Tams ❤️to 3/4 qtr time so the pre freeze is a good recommendation!!!

Only way to go. Frozen Tim Tams and a coffee

Something i look forward to when i drop in to Home for a few weeks!!

3 minutes ago, binman said:

Can anyone there confirm if the top of the ponsford open?

That’s a negative binman

Want to see AJ do something good today. If that's kicking a goal, crashing a pack or supporting max, I just want him to do something good because I believe in him

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Salo in with the mids during line drills before bounce


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