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GAMEDAY: Rd 05 vs Essendon

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Just now, DubDee said:

Windsor into midfield please!!

He is a favourite of mine, but he is totally out of form and down on confidence, so I wouldn't put him in the middle.

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    Double whammy by Max

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    its the hope that kills you

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    Just now, dees189227 said:

    Now it's going to be hard.

    Who the hell is this Menzie?

    Kent Kingsley

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    Max dropping that and then giving a limp soccer effort kind of bugged me

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    The goals and points are about 6.6m wide, plus posts

    Around 20m

    Langon was 2m wide of point post on 1 side, and kicked the ball across the full width past other points post... 22m+

    Chick Umpire calls "No 15, play on"

    ?????????

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    Even if we don’t win please don’t capitulate. Dig deep.

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    Max dropping that and then giving a limp soccer effort kind of bugged me

    Just now, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

    The goals and points are about 6.6m wide, plus posts

    Around 20m

    Langon was 2m wide of point post on 1 side, and kicked the ball across the full width past other points post... 22m+

    Chick Umpire calls "No 15, play on"

    ?????????

    I can't stand this BS where the umpire calls not 15 play on the moment the ball comes off the boot. How can you tell if you don't know where it's landing yet?

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    2 minutes ago, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

    The goals and points are about 6.6m wide, plus posts

    Around 20m

    Langon was 2m wide of point post on 1 side, and kicked the ball across the full width past other points post... 22m+

    Chick Umpire calls "No 15, play on"

    ?????????

    This chick is hot and eye candy, ngl, but useless as an umpire. I dread every time we get her for our matches. Her and Nicholls kills us all the time.

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    Just one step too many by Trac

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    we are very good at handpassing to teammates feet

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    Just now, BDA said:

    we are very good at handpassing to teammates feet

    We would lead that stat this season

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    Followed this club since 72 & member since 98, always find a way to fall of the cliff 0-5 , burn any decent players , implode off the field, and still no home base whilst the hawks have manage to build their second since 2000… a club going around in circles

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    FFS stop.this

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