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NON-MFC: Round 05

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3 clangers

 

In breaking news... the HFC have turned back the clock to go out in solidarity with the Demons.

"We won't forget we were almost the Melbourne Hawks... so we thought we'd play like them !! ""

Edited by beelzebub

7 minutes ago, sam6172 said:

Thankyou Port for taking the spotlight off of MFC woes for a bit by showing up the Hollywood Hawks.

we will be out of the media once the ‘legal’ issues at geelong come out to the public iykyk :)

 
6 minutes ago, jaydenh10 said:

we will be out of the media once the ‘legal’ issues at geelong come out to the public iykyk :)

Not going to hapoen


1 minute ago, jaydenh10 said:

how so

Whatever comes out will get 1 day in the news, way down the runsheet then be buried. Cats get the best media run in the game

 
29 minutes ago, Nietaphart said:

Port have some big talent and are playing a good brand of football. This is making me feel even worse about our situation.

JFC. Find something else to worry about.


1 hour ago, Ghostwriter said:

I hate this manufactured “rivalry” that’s come about from one silly interaction between Hinkley and Sicily last year. Proper rivalries are organic and take a lot longer to develop.

Why can’t we just play a game of flippin’ footy without having to rely on drama to garner interest?

Eh?

This rivalry actually IS organic

The players and the clubs genuinely don’t like each other, dating back long before Hinkley / Ginnivan / Sicily

Soft free to give Hawks the last goal I thought. Port’s ball handling has been something to behold. It’s frenetic ball movement but it just keeps coming off for them, and their system means there are team mates always nearby to receive, unlike us. They are making the Hawks look like a bit like us. I suspect Mitchell will make a few changes and the Hawks will give it a big crack in the second half.

2 minutes ago, Fromgotowoewodin said:

Whatever comes out will get 1 day in the news, way down the runsheet then be buried. Cats get the best media run in the game

the only other player that has gone to prison is benny cousins, this will all be much bigger then that of that what he has done or accused of is 1000x worse, the stengle incident and all that other bs will come out after it

1 minute ago, jaydenh10 said:

the only other player that has gone to prison is benny cousins, this will all be much bigger then that of that what he has done or accused of is 1000x worse, the stengle incident and all that other bs will come out after it

I can hear Wheatley already “incredibly sad day for a club that does so much right, to be let down like this must have Geelong people scratching their heads.. etc” before moving on and never mentioning it again


5 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

Ports already gone past our score & it's not even half time

It will our

7 minutes ago, Clintosaurus said:

JFC. Find something else to worry about.

Gotcha. I worry the Hawks will come back and win the game 😳

4 minutes ago, whatwhat say what said:

Eh?

This rivalry actually IS organic

The players and the clubs genuinely don’t like each other, dating back long before Hinkley / Ginnivan / Sicily

I don’t recall any rivalry between them. But even so, the focus on the whole aeroplane thing is overkill.

6 minutes ago, Fromgotowoewodin said:

I can hear Wheatley already “incredibly sad day for a club that does so much right, to be let down like this must have Geelong people scratching their heads.. etc” before moving on and never mentioning it again

That paragon of football media, Paul Wheatley, I assume?

50 minutes ago, BoBo said:

Golly gosh. Hawks come back and lose by about 3 goals?

IT BEGINS

28 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

In breaking news... the HFC have turned back the clock to go out in solidarity with the Demons.

"We won't forget we were almost the Melbourne Hawks... so we thought we'd play like them !! ""

You’re loving this, aren’t you. Revelling, I’d say. Happy as a pig in sch!tt. Giddy with excitement. Not even an hour ago another Demonlander messaged me to vent about posters who can barely conceal their joy at the position our club’s in. Your name was exhibit A. and not for the first time. I don’t expect you’ll rein it in, just wanted to let you know how cringe it is.

Cheers happy jack 😉


18 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

I don’t recall any rivalry between them. But even so, the focus on the whole aeroplane thing is overkill.

Started when they appointed Clarkson mid finals series, escalated when they poached junior Burgoyne, exploded with the finals series last year

The clubs genuinely don’t like each other

37 minutes ago, jaydenh10 said:

since when does spargo play for the hawks?

Jayden, you’re hilarious

do you do birthdays, weddings?

 
Just now, whatwhat say what said:

Started when they appointed Clarkson mid finals series, escalated when they poached junior Burgoyne, exploded with the finals series last year

The clubs genuinely don’t like each other

Lots of clubs genuinely don’t like each other but the hype leading up to the match isn’t off the charts like this.

Really hope we are still interested in Ollie Lord.


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