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NON-MFC: Round 04

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Low standard tussle. Blues improving a bit each week but Voss says we supposedly have a 'long runway'. Not sure I want to be taking off in Round 21 though 😁

Still, slightly ahead at HT, its the 4th quarter that usually lets Carlton down ...

 
7 minutes ago, No. 31 said:

Voss says we supposedly have a 'long runway'. Not sure I want to be taking off in Round 21 though 😁

We'll end up in Heathcote.

 

McGovern ... 2 Dohs now

Mfc should be all over the media calling for Houston to be let off

This is way less worse than Maynard

Justice

I’m still fuming at how our club rolled over

Michael Christian should be sent to a gulag in Siberia and we just rolled over


Watching TDK, Geez hes a lazy footballer, if its not in his zone he just gives up

Is there any way we can sue the CFC for Voss stealing Simon's "forward entry methods" playbook?

 

Carlton reminds me a lot of Melbourne. Just in no man's land. No gameplan outside of "win the stoppage but if you don't then I dunno just like tackle or something". As soon as they start losing stoppages the avalanche starts.


34 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Houston we have a problem.

That is a dangerous headbutt on poor Houston there. The MRO need to come down hard on this. It is not a good look for the game.

12 minutes ago, Superunknown said:

Mfc should be all over the media calling for Houston to be let off

This is way less worse than Maynard

Justice

I’m still fuming at how our club rolled over

Michael Christian should be sent to a gulag in Siberia and we just rolled over

But they aren’t

Despite not knowing the rules and not being able to recognise players, Brian Taylor is ultra confident about criticising the umpires.

The goal reviews are tedious but clearly they’re directed to do it


I'd love to say something but can't given the spewfest we've dished up in the last two weeks

26 minutes ago, No. 31 said:

its the 4th quarter that usually lets Carlton down ...

Getting in early this week, I see.

Blues radio is a treat.

The copium from the [censored]: “we’re still in the game, we’re still in the game”

Still in the game since ‘95? 😂😂😂😂😂

Love it!

49 minutes ago, At the break of Gawn said:

Carlton's back half ball movement is a million times better than ours. Scary how bad we are considering they are also 0-3

0-4

29 minutes ago, No. 31 said:

Low standard tussle. Blues improving a bit each week but Voss says we supposedly have a 'long runway'. Not sure I want to be taking off in Round 21 though 😁

Still, slightly ahead at HT, its the 4th quarter that usually lets Carlton down ...

Blues have been pathetic. Pies have been off the boil but still can’t get near them

Season over I’d reckon


6 minutes ago, Demon Dynasty said:

I'd love to say something but can't given the spewfest we've dished up in the last two weeks

just because we are [censored] doesn’t mean we can’t bag other teams!

allow us some joy!

Scoring shots since Q time

15-2

 

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