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The Blues should just snatch this.

The Pies slightly off and Curnow is on.

 
 
3 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

You can’t tell the difference between Carlton and Collingwood jumpers?

Carlton are the away side, wearing white trunks…

it’s a sea of black and white and dark navy and white

white shorts make it a lot worse

18 minutes ago, GS_1905 said:

Definition of conflicted: Barrack for Pies so that Bkues go 0-4 and keep some of the spotlight of the Dees or Blues, coz it’s Collingwood.

Are you kidding? Maynard/Angus ... Moore/Tracy.... filth supporters... way worse than Carlton's


5 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

You can’t tell the difference between Carlton and Collingwood jumpers?

Carlton are the away side, wearing white trunks…

Of course it is not difficult to distinguish when nothing is happening.

Just now, At Least I Saw a Flag said:

Are you kidding? Maynard/Angus ... Moore/Tracy.... filth supporters... way worse than Carlton's

Every other day I’d go for the Blues, but it’ll be lonely at the bottom.

 
11 minutes ago, DubDee said:

it’s a sea of black and white and dark navy and white

white shorts make it a lot worse

Looks like Carlton and Collingwood to me

1 minute ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Looks like Carlton and Collingwood to me

yeah that’s who’s playing


23 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

That’s what we deserve

Do you want 80,000 to watch the current MFC standard?

Plenty of Carlton & Essendon prime time games with floggings

Just now, Demonsone said:

Plenty of Carlton & Essendon prime time games with floggings

And everyone turns them off. We don’t deserve to have prime time

Tomorrow night is Jeeelong’s night, we are just the hired sacrifice

Cerra and Saad inside 50s put Viney to shame. "Woof" alright.


7 minutes ago, Dingo said:

This is a [censored] game.

Very average i agree. We need more punches and injuries

33 minutes ago, DubDee said:

Poor spectacle

Dark navy versus black and white.

How about we add white shorts to the navy blue?

Why do they have away jumpers??

The most chromatically uninteresting opponents in the league.


Anyone still think we should have traded in Membrey?

1 kick to half time

Just now, DubDee said:

Anyone still think we should have traded in Membrey?

1 kick to half time

Dub did you have to moz him. You do know he averages about 5 goals every time we play him.

3 minutes ago, Demon_spurs said:

Haven't seen Nick Daicos have an effective disposal yet

Coz he is softer than a 30 cent maccas soft serve cone, I want Maynards head put into bay 13 and that other fake Captain exposed as a fraud defender GO BLUBAGGERS

 

Skills by the Pies especially are horrific

bordering on melbourne levels

0.5 this Q

10 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Very average i agree. We need more punches and injuries

Houston we have a problem

1 down......


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