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3 minutes ago, Redleg said:

The articles on us atm are generally click bait garbage, where they contradict themselves paragraph after paragraph.

Most are theories and opinions with no factual basis.

In other words the usual standard of footy journalism.

Listen to Phil Davis on Whately. Bloke reckons there are "better jobs out there" - love to know which ones. Said the drive to Casey will deter potential coaches. He played for a club based in Blacktown, who play home matches in Canberra...did it impact the Giants? He said it detered players who left making list retention difficult...which players left our club for reasons other than returning to their home state or lack of oppportunity?. Dingley is 1 hour from Melbourne CBD...Have Hawthorn had issues in this regard? just junk hyperbole opinion nonsense. Sticking the boots in.

 

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any update on what’s going on with the AFL’s audit of Geelong’s salary cap? Hmmm it was talked about then … radio silence. Hey if this was the DEES, it would be an ongoing story everywhere.

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Tanner (Bru#hn)

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On 06/08/2025 at 22:25, spirit of norm smith said:

Shhhh 1

any update on what’s going on with the AFL’s audit of Geelong’s salary cap? Hmmm it was talked about then … radio silence. Hey if this was the DEES, it would be an ongoing story everywhere.

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Tanner (Bru#hn)

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Stengle

 
On 06/08/2025 at 14:57, Redleg said:

The articles on us atm are generally click bait garbage, where they contradict themselves paragraph after paragraph.

That's A-I for you!

It makes bad journo's worse!


Has Melbourne slighted Caroline Wilson at any point in the past? She's penned another article pot shotting the club and saying Buckley should overlook the job in favour of leading Tasmania.

2 minutes ago, RedFox said:

Has Melbourne slighted Caroline Wilson at any point in the past? She's penned another article pot shotting the club and saying Buckley should overlook the job in favour of leading Tasmania.

mouthpiece for afl

i guarantee you they'd prefer figjam was in charge of the devils over the demons

On 06/08/2025 at 07:23, spirit of norm smith said:

“Believe there is a certain journo, his name begins with Jay (and yes ends as Clark) who is absolutely over the moon with Dees sacking Goody… and his mate Warner (or Mick as he might be called) are media gutter [censored] of the highest order.

Jay C is the type of bloke to probably kiss the mirror good night before bed”.

Love this post after the Goody dismissal

Is taht the same bloke who pumps up Essendons season every year? Love his work....

 
1 hour ago, RedFox said:

Has Melbourne slighted Caroline Wilson at any point in the past? She's penned another article pot shotting the club and saying Buckley should overlook the job in favour of leading Tasmania.

Definitely anti Demons!

World champion sour puss and lemon sucker!

54 minutes ago, D4Life said:

Definitely anti Demons!

World champion sour puss and lemon sucker!

caro by name, kero by nature


2 hours ago, RedFox said:

Has Melbourne slighted Caroline Wilson at any point in the past? She's penned another article pot shotting the club and saying Buckley should overlook the job in favour of leading Tasmania.

Anyone who coaches Tassie will have been forced into the job and all that is entailed in towing the line of the Gestapo AFL.

2 hours ago, Golden fist said:

Is taht the same bloke who pumps up Essendons season every year? Love his work....

Jay is the kid at the back of the school gang....citing strong diction like "yeh mate"

12 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

caro by name, kero by nature

Known up here as ‘Kerosine Mary’ throws accelerant about to inflame ‘the story’

Kero has gone backwards over the last 3-5 years, time to give it away before she loses all integrity.

Gerard Healy hates the Dees

Every week he says things that show he is biased not to us but against us !!!

Example 3rd quarter

Baker clearly crunched Langford in the neck

Healy - “just bumped him off the ball”… “fair in love and war”

Ball passed to Naughton and Dogs goal

Tom Hawkins - “Langford probably deserves a free kick high there”


12 minutes ago, spirit of norm smith said:

Gerard Healy hates the Dees

Every week he says things that show he is biased not to us but against us !!!

Example 3rd quarter

Baker clearly crunched Langford in the neck

Healy - “just bumped him off the ball”… “fair in love and war”

Ball passed to Naughton and Dogs goal

Tom Hawkins - “Langford probably deserves a free kick high there”

Must say I don't mind Tom's commentary.

41 minutes ago, GM11 said:

Must say I don't mind Tom's commentary.

Watch Baker's face after collision, as it's the same expression as after many opposing player's infringements are against our Club. They look straight where the yellow maggot is, because most of them know whether the infringements are legal or not before they initiate it.

The larger point there of course is that most opposing teams instruct their players to take the liberty if they think they can get away with it, because against us it's OK to wack. Maggots turn a blind eye, especially if they have an interest.

“The [censored] kissing of the Melbourne players just goes to extreme levels."

Kane thinks Melbourne's hierarchy are petrified of offending the club's senior players.

KANE CORNES 💩💩💩💩💩

And then Kane defends MFC as a better option for Buckley than Tassie. MFC closer to a premiership which is what Buckley truly wants. Tassie is a pipe dream however Caro weighs in …

“It's even been suggested that there'd been unofficial conversations between [Melbourne] and Nathan Buckley before they sacked the coach."

🗣️ Caroline Wilson 🤡 on the Demons' interest in Nathan Buckley

That’s just speculation … she follows up with “I think”… that’s just speculation that she again is just mud journalism

Daisy 💩Thomas

Luke 💩💩Hodge

Caro 💩💩💩Wilson

Kane 💩💩💩💩Cornes

  1. Just heap [censored] on Melksham and Petracca

That's a person who's worried about his own stats."

🗣️ Luke Hodge on Christian Petracca's body language after a Kozzy Pickett goal

  1. The joint is a mess. Good football clubs don't leak and they've got leaks everywhere."

    🗣️ Dale Thomas on the Melbourne Football Club


2 hours ago, spirit of norm smith said:
  1. The joint is a mess. Good football clubs don't leak and they've got leaks everywhere."

    🗣️ Dale Thomas on the Melbourne Football Club

every club leaks

clubs with clear issues leak more

This thread has become super cringe and yet its only one person that wants to keep it alive for whatever reason other then he/she thinks the club is being victimised in the media.

Demonland at its best.

1 hour ago, dazzledavey36 said:

This thread has become super cringe and yet its only one person that wants to keep it alive for whatever reason other then he/she thinks the club is being victimised in the media.

Demonland at its best.

Either that Dazzledavey36 or you are in denial Or you agree with all the negativity regarding our football club. We are a soft target at the moment, but the worm will turn and I hope our new coach, CEO and President are up for the fight.

 
1 hour ago, DeeZone said:

Either that Dazzledavey36 or you are in denial Or you agree with all the negativity regarding our football club. We are a soft target at the moment, but the worm will turn and I hope our new coach, CEO and President are up for the fight.

Im not in denial with anything.

Unlike some on here who continue to live in denial by providing a running commentary on this thread pretending that the club is the victim, I accept the actual reality on where we we're at as a footy club.

We are an easy target for the media because of what has transpired just in the 12 months alone. Do I enjoy the negativity? Absolutely not, but its the reality because we are a club thats been a mess on and off field.

Me denial? Far from it.. you're actually barking up the wrong tree/person for that on here.

9 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Im not in denial with anything.

Unlike some on here who continue to live in denial by providing a running commentary on this thread pretending that the club is the victim, I accept the actual reality on where we we're at as a footy club.

We are an easy target for the media because of what has transpired just in the 12 months alone. Do I enjoy the negativity? Absolutely not, but its the reality because we are a club thats been a mess on and off field.

Me denial? Far from it.. you're actually barking up the wrong tree/person for that on here.

You answered my question dazzle and I have no issue with that.


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