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NON-MFC: Round 01

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21 hours ago, VNightCityLegend said:

 

The Nick Watson coddling and love fest in spite of the quiet game is nauseating. 

 

He wasn't just quiet he got a spanking from Wicks.

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    1 hour ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

    this has been a dud fixture since its inception.

    It's only made sense as a crowd building exercise to kick off the season, but even then there would be better ways to achieve that purpose.

    With opening round here it's lost whatever juice it once had and it's just a random Thursday night game now.

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    Port to beat pies

    north over the dogs

    eagles to do GCS

    can that be a multi. ????

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    I’m looking forward to Saturday night’s match - the Centrelink Cup - would love to see Port demolish the Pies. 

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    From 'The Age' just now:

    Collingwood premiership star Brayden Maynard was involved in a car accident on Thursday morning.

    The Magpies said no one was injured in what football boss Charlie Gardiner described as “an unfortunate accident” involving another car.

    Sounds like he drives in much the same manner as he plays football, except he didn't injure anybody this time.  "Unfortunate accident", hey?

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    All good. It was a driving act. He didn’t expect the other car to change direction. He’ll bring wine and flowers to the other drive tomorrow. 

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    2 hours ago, KozzyCan said:

    It's only made sense as a crowd building exercise to kick off the season, but even then there would be better ways to achieve that purpose.

    With opening round here it's lost whatever juice it once had and it's just a random Thursday night game now.

    Definitely. Before the introduction of opening round the footy-starved masses looked forward to the Carl vs Rich Thursday night season opener, no matter who they support. It wasn’t so much that it’s Carl or Rich, it’s that it’s footy. 

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    I'm so keen to watch almost any footy but I can't get the interest to watch tonight

    Is anyone going to watch?

    This game should be tucked away on Sunday at 1pm

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    1 hour ago, Demonstone said:

    From 'The Age' just now:

    Collingwood premiership star Brayden Maynard was involved in a car accident on Thursday morning.

    The Magpies said no one was injured in what football boss Charlie Gardiner described as “an unfortunate accident” involving another car.

    Sounds like he drives in much the same manner as he plays football, except he didn't injure anybody this time.  "Unfortunate accident", hey?

    Brayden Maynard was an unfortunate accident. 

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    7 minutes ago, DubDee said:

    I'm so keen to watch almost any footy but I can't get the interest to watch tonight

    Is anyone going to watch?

    This game should be tucked away on Sunday at 1pm

    I’m surprised it’s not on free-to-air.

    Just realised it is. You mustn’t have an antenna, right?

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    1 hour ago, Demonstone said:

    From 'The Age' just now:

    Collingwood premiership star Brayden Maynard was involved in a car accident on Thursday morning.

    The Magpies said no one was injured in what football boss Charlie Gardiner described as “an unfortunate accident” involving another car.

    Sounds like he drives in much the same manner as he plays football, except he didn't injure anybody this time.  "Unfortunate accident", hey?

    His 2nd accident in a few months. Either he doesn't concentrate or he's a bad driver

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    A quote from Maynard at the scene

    "Bruz car hit other car, make noise"

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    I wonder if bystanders started up the long Collllliiiinnnnngggwwwooooddd chant or maybe they only use that for when the other driver is lying motionless and unconscious. 

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    Only Lalor and Trainor make the 27 from their draft haul 

    I’m tipping Lalor to have a Wines-like impact and win the rising star

    May need Levi to pull a hammy!

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    1 minute ago, Demonland said:

     

    The sub?!

    why do I bother with SuperCoach at all?!

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    1 hour ago, Rab D Nesbitt said:

    Brayden Maynard was an unfortunate accident. 

    he was only making the other driver earn his drive

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    25 minutes ago, DubDee said:

    The sub?!

    why do I bother with SuperCoach at all?!

    This is going to make the site crash Saturday afternoon....

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    The ABC news says it was his second such crash in 14 months.   

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    Make a game of tonight’s match so you don’t get bored. Have a shot of tequila every time Carlton kick a goal, you’ll be hammered by quarter time. Then have a sickie tomorrow.

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    None of the articles say the time Maynard's 'accident' happened.  Last time he crashed his car it was 6.00am.

    Is the media protecting that scum species again!

     

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