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PF   please be known, I once upon a time many years ago knew Dave Kelly, a nice enough bloke to know. No idea how good or bad as a footballer.  Very tall bloke but I never saw him play football or get angry.  Good enough to get on the list, so far beyond my dreams, but maybe did not get angry on the field.  (around 1985 ?) 

This is our year, grab it by the throught.

 
12 hours ago, 640MD said:

This is our year, grab it by the throught.

I’m standing in front of “this year” ready to grab it - but I can’t find its “throught”. Help me please.

1 hour ago, Neil Crompton said:

I’m standing in front of “this year” ready to grab it - but I can’t find its “throught”. Help me please.

Spelling never was my go, arithmetic and number logical progression now that’s a piece of [censored], or was.

Was it a missing Ay?  

 

And the g and h

This heat is far too hot too play football. 
methinks started too early 


14 hours ago, 640MD said:

PF   please be known, I once upon a time many years ago knew Dave Kelly, a nice enough bloke to know. No idea how good or bad as a footballer.  Very tall bloke but I never saw him play football or get angry.  Good enough to get on the list, so far beyond my dreams, but maybe did not get angry on the field.  (around 1985 ?) 

This is our year, grab it by the throught.

To grab by the throught: Is to grab another's thought before it exits his throat.

1 hour ago, zoe1617 said:

There looks to be some positive signs around Adams this pre season is he a round 1 chance? 

Adams' apples?

 

p.s. Yep. Though leads to discussion about whose place he takes...

 
On 08/03/2025 at 22:39, M_9 said:

Zackery what I've been saying' for nigh on two years.

😊 Had a boss who said 'exackery'. A very absorbable word. Got me.

3 hours ago, 640MD said:

This heat is far too hot too play football. 
methinks started too early 

While they're all at you, 640, forgive me for looking forward to later in the season, when the heat becomes colder.

 

Is that your boot I feel as we see myself out?


anyone know what this weeks training schedule looks like? thanks in advance (apologies if missed somewhere!)

1 hour ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

😊 Had a boss who said 'exackery'. A very absorbable word. Got me.

People, like me, who use it have heard the Ed Zachary disease joke.

53 minutes ago, gawnbeatsnerds said:

anyone know what this weeks training schedule looks like? thanks in advance (apologies if missed somewhere!)

I don’t but I expect a long detailed report from @Roost it far

31 minutes ago, M_9 said:

People, like me, who use it have heard the Ed Zachary disease joke.

Not me. I'll look it up! (I think I can guess its tenor, knowing my boss...)


1 minute ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

Not me. I'll look it up! (I think I can guess its tenor, knowing my boss...)

Yep; I was right, @M_9

I may delete it from my vocab now...😄

Edited by Timothy Reddan-A'Blew

8 minutes ago, Roost it far said:

Not going to happen sadly. Flat out atm.

frankly, unacceptable.

I want your badge and gun on my desk in the morning 

 

*i’ve been drinkin

1 hour ago, gawnbeatsnerds said:

anyone know what this weeks training schedule looks like? thanks in advance (apologies if missed somewhere!)

The club hasn't posted any info about training times this week.

https://www.melbournefc.com.au/teams/training-times

 My guess

Sunday the 16th March, we play. So, a Captain's run the day before, Saturday at Gosch's, probably starting around 9.30 am. Main training at Casey on Thursday 13th, 10.00 am. Recovery run, Tuesday 11th, at Gosch's 9.30 am.

23 minutes ago, DubDee said:

frankly, unacceptable.

I want your badge and gun on my desk in the morning 

 

*i’ve been drinkin

Pull your head in junior. I’ll damn well report when I can, not before. You got it?

Edited by Roost it far

7 hours ago, Roost it far said:

Not going to happen sadly. Flat out atm.

About time you pulled your texts back Roost it. 

I am going the nice crow ( following a warning) but still on the search for crazy and lazy posts that are of no sense.if they appear. 


4 hours ago, 58er said:

About time you pulled your texts back Roost it. 

I am going the nice crow ( following a warning) but still on the search for crazy and lazy posts that are of no sense.if they appear

Like this one hey?

On 08/03/2025 at 19:38, Greg Schneider said:

Is there really a spot for Langford in the AFL side ? If we run with JVR Disco and Johnson, can’t really have another big 192 cm player plonked in the forward line, he would have to be getting midfield minutes. Curious to see how this plays out through the season 

AJ appears to have done more than Disco in the pre Season. Reckon he gets the nod

On 09/03/2025 at 13:16, Bring-Back-Powell said:

Great point re: Turner capable of playing back.

As Hawthorn have shown with Sicily, versatility in-game is key and the likes of Petty and Disco can be switched either end in game.

yes i can imagine if both are down an immediate swap could take place. sometimes Petty takes the ruckman though which Turner might struggle with. 

I think Turner and Jefferson have to use their wheels more as both have some pace. 

 
On 08/03/2025 at 12:22, Ghostwriter said:

From my buddy ...

Red 11 35 1 17 5 3 6 20 19 15 8 13 2( Rooey absolutely killing it) 31 37 26 21 disco( no number) 7 32

Grey 39 (forward) 35 42 33 28 30 (too good!!!) 9 42 29 40 25 38 22 Roy George 26 and someone I didn’t recognise probs Casey

Moved 39 into backline 2nd 1/4

End of first red 5 4 34 -62 (2nd)
Grey 4 1 25-45(2nd)

Intense match sim. Seriously intense.

Judd running faster than has been 1/2 pace
Kolt Milky Judd running laps

Never seen them so fast!

 

Apologies in advance @Roost it far she had to leave at halftime. But she rang me from her car and said what she saw today would make any Dees fan very excited. Normally levelheaded and staid, she was so excited she took a wrong exit off the highway. THAT’S how excited we should be 😅

She said at halftime the teams split up into two teams each and played against each other (half a side vs half a side). 

Petty in both teams???  How did he manage that? 

Just now, Katrina Dee Fan said:

Petty in both teams???  How did he manage that? 

This is what happens when a ghostwriter uses a ghostwriter. Or…

Petts did play in both, one in defence and one up forward. 😝


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