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  • Demonland changed the title to PRESEASON TRAINING: Thursday 6th March 2025
 
1 hour ago, Harvey Wallbanger said:

Hi GW - any reports from Casey today. From the gallery, no sign of JVR?

Everybody panic

20 minutes ago, DistrACTION Jackson said:

Everybody panic

Don’t panic - it’s only a question as to whether he trained at this point. 

Any word on Harry Petty?

 
8 minutes ago, rumpole said:

Don’t panic - it’s only a question as to whether he trained at this point. 

Any word on Harry Petty?

Was having a laugh. Petty was in the photos training so looks all good

He was training in the gallery shots on the Dees website, looked fine, also the Kolt looked good running and kicking.


Where’s the freaking report? I gave you lot till 4…..4 bloody o’clock and still nothing. Now people are telling us to look at photos on the website. I honestly thought we were past this kind of slapdash haphazardry.Angry GIF by The Block

Roo is there participating in a match sim. Looks fine. 👍🏽

As noted, Petts trained as normal.

Kolt is running A LOT. Looking really good.

 

Observation.

Langdon has his tongue sticking out in 2 of the 3 shots he’s in on the photo gallery. Club should do a Langdon version of ‘Where’s Wally?’

100s of Lingers poking tongues out except one.
This probably belongs in the half baked idea thread.


25 minutes ago, Roost it far said:

The Weeknd Snl GIF by Saturday Night Live

And…

There’s nothing hampering him. He’s training and playing as if back spasms never even happened.

Is that enough elaboration for you, Sire?

 

btw I’m annoying my sister from another mister, messaging her begging for info and it’s all because of you! 

2 hours ago, Ghostwriter said:

And…

There’s nothing hampering him. He’s training and playing as if back spasms never even happened.

Is that enough elaboration for you, Sire?

 

btw I’m annoying my sister from another mister, messaging her begging for info and it’s all because of you! 

Thanks little sheet rack ,but dont understand the btw bit

3 hours ago, Ghostwriter said:

Kolt is running A LOT. Looking really good.

Isn't this at odds with the medical prognosis? - though I'm lost with it, I understood it was bone stress in his foot, but on the AFL site they refer to his back.

1 minute ago, bing181 said:

Isn't this at odds with the medical prognosis? - though I'm lost with it, I understood it was bone stress in his foot, but on the AFL site they refer to his back.

I thought it was a bone in his foot, at the top of his foot (where shoelaces are). I’m quite sure that’s what he said. But according to my buddy he was running a lot today and it makes sense because we saw him taking his first run last Friday and he kept on running so I imagine he’s improving with each time. 

Just now, Ghostwriter said:

I thought it was a bone in his foot, at the top of his foot (where shoelaces are). I’m quite sure that’s what he said. But according to my buddy he was running a lot today and it makes sense because we saw him taking his first run last Friday and he kept on running so I imagine he’s improving with each time. 

Any update on how Henderson looks at training?


1 hour ago, forever demons said:

Thanks little sheet rack ,but dont understand the btw bit

I have a friend who lives in Frankston and she goes to training at “Crannie” as she calls it. I didn’t want old mate Roost it far to bang on all day about a training report, or lack thereof, so I was messaging her like, just give me something… anything! 😅

5 minutes ago, DistrACTION Jackson said:

Any update on how Henderson looks at training?

Hendo trained but no specific update on him. The gates were locked and my friend couldn’t see much of what was going on. 

10 minutes ago, Supreme_Demon said:

Hope they did lots of goal kicking practice.

Get David Neitz down to training to help them out!

 

Neitz kicked 24 goals in 4 games around the time of those highlights.

That is just plain sick.

Edited by Bring-Back-Powell

Goal kicking?

Just put a roof on it.


1 hour ago, Roost it far said:

What’s with the locked gates? How’s DLand supposed to report? I’ll ring the club, that Richo bloke is gonna cop an earfull 

D’ land obviously needs it own drone, and someone who knows how to use it 

 
9 hours ago, Ghostwriter said:

I thought it was a bone in his foot, at the top of his foot (where shoelaces are). I’m quite sure that’s what he said. But according to my buddy he was running a lot today and it makes sense because we saw him taking his first run last Friday and he kept on running so I imagine he’s improving with each time. 

run kolt run

10 hours ago, Roost it far said:

What’s with the locked gates? How’s DLand supposed to report? I’ll ring the club, that Richo bloke is gonna cop an earfull 

Richo used to open the gate if there was only a couple of spectators. Someone on DL expressed their displeasure and now the gate is never opened. I’m not saying that this is the reason why, but if it’s a coincidence, it’s a huge one. Unfortunately my sis from another mr was one of those lucky (now unlucky) spectators. ☹️


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