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GAMEDAY: Match SIM vs North Melbourne

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Just now, DistrACTION Jackson said:

Langford is so smooth for a guy whose 191cm… dare I say bont like

just about bog so far

 
8 minutes ago, DistrACTION Jackson said:

So turns out people meltdown in match simulation threads as well….

I’m not able to watch but been reading this and thought we were 5 goals down. Get a grip people!

 
Just now, godees said:

I’m not able to watch but been reading this and thought we were 5 goals down. Get a grip people!

We might be nobody is giving us a score

Xavier Lindsay is looking great. He has poise and time with the ball. Will be a belter.


1 minute ago, Heart Beats True said:

Xavier Lindsay is looking great. He has poise and time with the ball. Will be a belter.

Great news. I have big hopes for the kid 

33-27 our favour Roos just snagged one.

 

Am currently O/S and am not really willing to pay the absolutely braindead 35 dollar charge for a camcorder style praccy match at Arden street on afl.com, read through the comments and thought, god we must be getting curb stomped, to my surprise I checked the score and we were up, never change demonland 😂


Rivdog looking electric. Its going to be a great season if he's consistently burning his opponent on the centre/wing and kicking it long into 50 or finding Oliver with the handball who does the same

By great I mean exciting :laugh:

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Just now, Winter Dan said:

Super cheap 50 and goal.

What was that for ? 

No idea. Same thing with that free against sparrow haha. Think these are the d grade umpires


These [censored] umpires. Seriously it’s a praccy game and we are getting murdered. 

JEFFO!

#freekicknorf


The little under 12 with the helmet shocking MAKE HIM ACCOUNTABLE!

Edited by picket fence

Umpires are [censored] atrocious 

 

How the hell was that not holding the ball? 


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