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2024 AFL Grand Final

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22 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Love a good family friendly song about two chicks making out and enjoying it. 

Geez Aunty Tina didn't look too comfortable in that embrace.

Is she off to a wedding after the game?

Wow the AAMI skit was comedy gold.

I'll have to let my flood affected mate know how good it was after AAMI refused to lodge her flood claim until she coughed up the $5k excess in advance when she was homeless after the floods.

She's missing the game because she's off looking for a new car after AAMI called her and said they're paying out her claim on her hail damaged car and writing it off and she's got 36 hours to hand the car in as it's a write off and is now de-registered.

I'm sure she'll have a laugh.

Edited by Brownie

1 minute ago, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

What's the consensus? Who are we going for?

Swans right? OR Fagan??

I can’t back Fagan. He chews chewing gum way too aggressively. 

 
1 minute ago, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

What's the consensus? Who are we going for?

Swans right? OR Fagan??

Swans for me. For JJ and honestly I would be happy for Grundy too. 
I despise Brisbane, even tho I don’t mind Fagan.

Overall it’s not the worst outcome because Pies Carlton Geelong and Essendon can’t win. 
 

Just now, Jaded No More said:

Swans for me. For JJ and honestly I would be happy for Grundy too. 
I despise Brisbane, even tho I don’t mind Fagan.

Overall it’s not the worst outcome because Pies Carlton Geelong and Essendon can’t win. 
 

I feel much the same!


Hope Brisbane win but I can’t see the Swans losing. Just hoping for a great game. 

2 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Screw JJ and Grundy. You lot are way too nice. 

I have a feeling we might see some of your best today. 

 
4 minutes ago, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

What's the consensus? Who are we going for?

Swans right? OR Fagan??

It's not very often we get a GF where I don't despise at least one of the competing sides so I'm just going to kick back and enjoy what I hope is a tight game right to the end. It's comforting to know however that it will definitely end in tears for one of Papley or Zorko.  


Must be almost time to turn the TV on.  Is all the pre-game bullshirt finished yet?

What a wonderful rendition of the national anthem. Didn’t make it all about himself and go over the top. 

7 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Screw JJ and Grundy. You lot are way too nice. 

Better than Zorko and Berry 🤮

Things I would like to see today: 

1. If Brisbane win, when Daniher accepts his medal, I want him to grab the microphone and do a fart into it. 
2. Papley to not touch the ball. 
3. Brian Taylor to quit half way through the first quarter and replaced with Matt Hill.

Edited by Ethan Tremblay


Other things I’d like to see: at half time, an alien ship hovers over the stadium and it beams up Hipwood, once and for all putting the debate to bed as to whether or not he is an alien. 

Edited by Ethan Tremblay

He may be a [censored] but he can kick some bloody good goals. 

Just now, Ethan Tremblay said:

Other things I’d like to see: at half time, an alien ship hovers over the stadium and it beams up Hipwood, once and for all putting the debate to bed as whether or not he is an alien. 

I doubt they would want him back

When you bet on the 1st goal kicker, he gets a free & his teamate takes the advantage kicks it & you're left wondering if you would have won money.

Thanks a lot Will Hayward. 


2 hours ago, VNightCityLegend said:

Contrary to popular belief, there is a world OUTSIDE of the interne

No kidding Einstein.

So glad you've noticed.

But you can take your KP records and or downloads and ......

 

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