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11 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

How come we never thought to don the wizard hats when we had the whizz? I guess back then it wasn't done

Klu klux klan

32 minutes ago, Dingo said:

Ok so why use cricket word in Aussie Rules?

Why use Chisler Wheels or Dukes?

They are morons

 
8 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

‘Marra not having a good night 😭

Dear looks more like a #1 pick than he does. 

Feels like a lifetime ago when we comprehensively dealt with both of these teams back early in the season.


5 minutes ago, gs77 said:

Feels like a lifetime ago when we comprehensively dealt with both of these teams back early in the season.

Blows the mind that we had our 2 most comprehensive wins of 2024 against these high quality sides.

Dogs and Hawthorn have left us for dead.

 

I couldnt see our current list playing at the Hawks pace

7 minutes ago, DiscoStu17 said:

Dear looks more like a #1 pick than he does. 

Calsher’s a son of a gun. i think he’s played every week since debuting. 


4 minutes ago, Fritta and Turner said:

I couldnt see our current list playing at the Hawks pace

Everyone looks slow when they haven’t got the ball. 

1 hour ago, DemonWheels said:

Breaking news: Appears a large number of players have been robbed of their sideburns

Surprised Season 3 GIF by The Simpsons

Don't care if Hawthorn are a successful club, would rather see something relatively new in the finals than dogs v port again. Dogs are going to put up a no-show in a semi or prelim if they progress

Edited by John Demonic


19 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

Great quarter by hawthorn.  

Gee it would have been a great game to be at

97K+ people. Imagine the sound. It would be nuts!

Bont missing, dogs not going to do much without him.  

Harmes getting a game happy for him.

Do not feel sorry for Chol at all if he has hurt himself with that silly dangerous jump of his.  This time he didn't have Steven May's ribs to land on so that's what you get!


Ha how do you reckon some of the bomber players are enjoying watching hawthorn play like this live at the ground tonight?

I reckon they'll be hating it

Didn’t realise ‘til just now Naughton is out there 🤭

 

So this will be Titmus penultimate year following Hawthorn. She'll jump on board the Tasmania AFL team bandwagon.


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