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Is it a beanie or hat night? The important questions

 
36 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

The last man who disagreed with me came off second best.

 

 

They’ll never find the body. 
 

 

I trust we understand one another.

 

Yes Ma’am! Fully understood.

 

i hope Trac picks up his act. I know you are not happy with him. 
 

I can see how and why Clarry has turned a corner now. 
 

🤩😳🤓

2 minutes ago, Demonsterative said:

Yes Ma’am! Fully understood.

 

i hope Trac picks up his act. I know you are not happy with him. 
 

I can see how and why Clarry has turned a corner now. 
 

🤩😳🤓

Yep, I gave Claz a little more time coz Claz. But he doesn’t realise how close he came to fertilising my garden 😅

 
1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I don’t have a pooch. But I can release my chooks onto the field. They could scratch the @rsehole’s eyes out then peck him to death. Simples. 

My goats can be pretty lethal - they are not fussy. They will eat anything. The donkey gives a decent kick if he’s annoyed and my horse could stomp him. Your chickens and my chooks could gang up 🤣

Well I thought tonight was going to be lovely...

Big blob of rain about to appear and the forecast is now "Very high chance of showers, tending to rain at times later this evening. Damaging winds possible about the nearby hills later this evening."


2 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Yep, I gave Claz a little more time coz Claz. But he doesn’t realise how close he came to fertilising my garden 😅

I hope that's not a euphemism! 😄

5 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Yep, I gave Claz a little more time coz Claz. But he doesn’t realise how close he came to fertilising my garden 😅

This is a family friendly forum 😳

48 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

That’s their specialty! I have them and a cricket bat and that’s all I need to remain safe in my own home. 

Have you ever tickled one thru to the keeper down legside

 
4 minutes ago, ManDee said:

I hope that's not a euphemism! 😄

how did that sort of bad language get past the mods

8 minutes ago, seventyfour said:

Well I thought tonight was going to be lovely...

Big blob of rain about to appear and the forecast is now "Very high chance of showers, tending to rain at times later this evening. Damaging winds possible about the nearby hills later this evening."

My app says rain will stop by 6. 
This is Melbourne, has any weather forecast ever been correct? 


50 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Relax, we have Razor tonight. 

Yes, but his best mate Angus is sadly not playing 😢

 

50 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

 

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This surely has to be an omen. A large magpie just flew into my triple glazed window. Looks like he broke his neck and has now gone to God. Gave me a hell of a fright but he is no longer with us.

1 minute ago, jane02 said:

This surely has to be an omen. A large magpie just flew into my triple glazed window. Looks like he broke his neck and has now gone to God. Gave me a hell of a fright but he is no longer with us.

Is his name Maynard? A resemblance maybe? 
 

🤞🤞🤞

44 minutes ago, danielE288 said:

Is it a beanie or hat night? The important questions

Toupée. 

I just hate the filth.


29 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Yep, I gave Claz a little more time coz Claz. But he doesn’t realise how close he came to fertilising my garden 😅

Well, your roses are not looking great and the chickens a very gaunt. 
 

Just saying. 
 

No judgement 😳😳😬😬

4 minutes ago, jane02 said:

This surely has to be an omen. A large magpie just flew into my triple glazed window. Looks like he broke his neck and has now gone to God. Gave me a hell of a fright but he is no longer with us.

A very morbid omen.

2 minutes ago, Demonsterative said:

Is his name Maynard? A resemblance maybe? 
 

🤞🤞🤞

Well I’ve just picked him up with a shovel and he’s a pretty ugly looking dude.

1 minute ago, jane02 said:

Well I’ve just picked him up with a shovel and he’s a pretty ugly looking dude.

Hang off a tree out front. Let the world know who he is…. 
 

It will bring you good luck too 

2 hours ago, seventyfour said:

Well I thought tonight was going to be lovely...

Big blob of rain about to appear and the forecast is now "Very high chance of showers, tending to rain at times later this evening. Damaging winds possible about the nearby hills later this evening."

Looking at the radar, it will all pass over by 6pm or so.

Ground will be wet but no rain during the first quarter and a half.

Then it will bucket down. 

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3 hours ago, Demonland said:

 

Hassa, what a star, my hero, No 29.  
Was there when he kicked 7 , Queen’s Birthday 1967 MCG, was selected in the CENTRE lined up against Bobby Skilton.

I don’t know if he actually played in the centre that day, may have been HFF, but they generally lined up as selected back in the day. If so, must be the only time a centreman has kicked 7 in a match.

 

Looking at the AFL website you would barely know there’s a Melbourne - Collingwood game on tonight.  

Yeah, I'm not buying into the "hope we lose" to get a better draft pick.

If there was an additional first round priority draft pick at stake, per the Richmond Jordan McMahon game in 2009, then you'd have to heavily consider the benefits of a loss.

But we're talking about sliding a couple of spots down the order of a deep first round.

(the main benefit of losing is actually getting into the 13-18 fixture group should GC win tomoz)


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