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Brock>MFC.

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atm... i'd have to agree..!! lol

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Pffft, get it right... It was 4 clearances and 12 tackles! :D

For 56% of game time, surely he was our leading tackler then with 12? God, can every one a field just look at this man and lift, please.

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This is what I think of The Rock...

* When Brock Mclean goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets

Brock Mcleaned .

* When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet

for Brock Mclean.

* Brock Mclean counted to infinity - twice.

* Brock Mclean invented every colour. Except pink. Tom Cruise

invented

pink.

* When Brock Mclean does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's

pushing the Earth down.

* Brock Mclean hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

* Brock Mclean gave Mona Lisa that smile.

* Brock Mclean can slam a revolving door.

* Some kids [censored] their name in the snow. Brock Mclean can [censored] his

name

into concrete.

* Brock Mclean once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The

Islands.

* Brock Mclean's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd;

no

one fools Brock Mclean.

* Brock Mclean can speak Braille.

* Brock Mclean's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

* Superman owns a pair of Brock Mclean pyjamas.

* Brock Mclean owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped

him

win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a

Get

out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4

card from the game Uno.

* Brock Mclean sleeps with a night light. Not because Brock Mclean is

afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Brock Mclean.

* Brock Mclean doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections

when they touch his body.

* Once a cobra bit Brock Mclean's leg. After five days of

excruciating

pain, the cobra died.

* Brock Mclean divides by zero.

* Brock Mclean is always on top during sex because Brock Mclean never

[censored] up.

* When Brock Mclean exercises, the machine gets stronger.

* Brock Mclean doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."

* Brock Mclean can kill two stones with one bird.

* The only time Brock Mclean was wrong was when he thought he had

made a

mistake.

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It was 9 tackles, still, the man is a freak.

Herald Sun says 9, ProStats say 12.

I'm going with ProStats :lol:

* Brock Mclean is always on top during sex because Brock Mclean never [censored] up.

* Brock Mclean doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."

Those two literally made me laugh out loud.

Also, DD36, I'm the only one who should be entitled to make outrageous claims such as 'I want to have sex with him'.... not that there's anything wrong with that ;)

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I got this from Champion Data website -

"...In his 49 AFL games, young Demon dynamo Brock McLean has put his head over the ball and his body on the line more times than Bruce, White, Johnstone, Yze and Green have in their entire careers combined.."
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good lines ... lol made me laugh lol

CONGRATS BROCKY..... stay injury free we need you.....

(* Brock Mclean gave Mona Lisa that smile.) wonder how he did that .... ? LOL Jaded im sure brock Mclean will make you smile jks lol

(* The only time Brock Mclean was wrong was when he thought he had

made a

mistake.) We all know brocky never thinks like that .... lol

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I'm a little late to this particular party, but its great to see you guys really enjoying yourselves ;) !!!

And Congratulations to Brock on his first 50 games for the Dees......

Its a great achievement with plenty more to come :D :wub: !!!

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First game back last week and played a half of footy.

50 games this week you champ.

they say you are the next caption in waiting after only 50 games

l dont no about every one else but did the dees look better with him or what ?

cant wait to see you tear up the G on saturday

and their is a brownlow waiting for you down the near future .

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Stay tuned for a repeat of this next week!

:wub: Congrats Brocky Baby - I was beginning to think you'd never get to 50 - Let's hope the next 50 doesn't take as long to come around!

As much as even the most serious and level-headed of us try not to get wrapped up in the hype You can guarantee we will all have butterflies when you run through the banner today...

Wish I could be there - if his fitness hadn't been so unpredictable I would've planned to fly over!

I HATE LIVING IN TASSIE!!! Anyway have a super game Brock I will be rooting for you! haha

Enjoy the game guys- win or lose it'll be a special one. :wub:

By the way, love the line "Superman wears Brock Mclean underpants" ;)

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