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1 minute ago, Jaded No More said:

I literally cannot stop laughing at the thought that Melbourne would trade Christian Petracca for Beau McCreery and pocket change

It sounds like an Adrian Dodoro offer

Probably expecting the Dees to pick up 50% of Trac's salary as well!!

 
8 minutes ago, Ferghus31 said:

Christian has a lot of guts he has fronted players and officials and let it all off his chest he has given us so much joy and is the idol of many but if he is not happy well let him go .

IF he decides on Collingwood their first pick #32 is not enough however  I would take that with Beau Mc Creey and a late  3rd rounder Mc Creey has a huge upside Pace and strength plus he will save us $

 

 

🤦‍♂️

 

It's the late third rounder added in for me 

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Edited by Jaded No More

13 minutes ago, Ferghus31 said:

Christian has a lot of guts he has fronted players and officials and let it all off his chest he has given us so much joy and is the idol of many but if he is not happy well let him go .

IF he decides on Collingwood their first pick #32 is not enough however  I would take that with Beau Mc Creey and a late  3rd rounder Mc Creey has a huge upside Pace and strength plus he will save us $

 

 

This has to be a troll. 

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17 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Thank you Craig McRae

Maybe it's Eddie? 🤢

8 minutes ago, BLWNBA said:

This has to be a troll. 

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We've already got a better version of McReery.... his name is Koltyn

 
4 minutes ago, DistrACTION Jackson said:

We've already got a better version of McReery.... his name is Koltyn

Moar lyke Beau McReally? 

AMIRITE?

4 hours ago, Fat Tony said:

The sorts of trades that would be worth even considering are:

Bombers: Petracca for 2 first rounders and Nate Caddy

Hawks: Petracca for 2 first rounders and Josh Weddle

Weedle and NEWCOMBE plus their first rounder,    yes please.

But only if Petracca is adamant on leaving.


Would trade Trac to Freo for Hayden Young, Jye Amiss and Luke Jackson.

Edited by OhMyDees

AFL 2024: Christian Petracca discusses his frustrations in meeting with Melbourne Demons teammates (theage.com.au)

Not a lot new in this article, except this:

"A source familiar with the situation, who requested anonymity to speak freely, confirmed a players’ meeting occurred on Monday.

Another source, also requesting anonymity to speak freely, said there was no way a Petracca trade would occur."

1 minute ago, titan_uranus said:

AFL 2024: Christian Petracca discusses his frustrations in meeting with Melbourne Demons teammates (theage.com.au)

Not a lot new in this article, except this:

"A source familiar with the situation, who requested anonymity to speak freely, confirmed a players’ meeting occurred on Monday.

Another source, also requesting anonymity to speak freely, said there was no way a Petracca trade would occur."

The real mind bender was a third source confirmed all three sources were Tom Morris. 

43 minutes ago, Ferghus31 said:

Christian has a lot of guts he has fronted players and officials and let it all off his chest he has given us so much joy and is the idol of many but if he is not happy well let him go .

IF he decides on Collingwood their first pick #32 is not enough however  I would take that with Beau Mc Creey and a late  3rd rounder Mc Creey has a huge upside Pace and strength plus he will save us $

 

 

Do you barrack for the pies?

Some of the media are starting to turn on trac. Questioning who's advising him, who's leaking this stuff & why he hasn't said anything publicly yet. 

Yesterday on mmm footy they said so things didn't go right for Melbourne so he wants to bail.


44 minutes ago, Demonland said:

 

AFL, you are supposed to be running the competition, you are not the commentariat.

It really sounds like that preseason had a bit more spice than gawnie having a spew on Scully. 

All the little stories over the last 12 months all make me really wonder why the big story here has never broken when everyone says it's common knowledge yet none of us phlebs have a clue. 

5 minutes ago, Norm Smith's Curse said:

It really sounds like that preseason had a bit more spice than gawnie having a spew on Scully. 

All the little stories over the last 12 months all make me really wonder why the big story here has never broken when everyone says it's common knowledge yet none of us phlebs have a clue. 

Because Tom Morris is waiting to write his tell all memoir: “Tom Morris- my life thru the bins of AFL players”


Surely he told some players he was going to Noosa.

That doesn't bother me he went to Noosa. I get why he wanted to get away & it's not like he could train.

I mean Bailey smith went overseas. 

16 minutes ago, bush demon said:

AFL, you are supposed to be running the competition, you are not the commentariat.

It's click bait. They actually say there is no way any deal could get done at the end of their segment.

 

1 hour ago, Jaded No More said:

Thank you Craig McRae

I thought it sounded like Julian. 

 
33 minutes ago, titan_uranus said:

AFL 2024: Christian Petracca discusses his frustrations in meeting with Melbourne Demons teammates (theage.com.au)

Not a lot new in this article, except this:

"A source familiar with the situation, who requested anonymity to speak freely, confirmed a players’ meeting occurred on Monday.

Another source, also requesting anonymity to speak freely, said there was no way a Petracca trade would occur."

Gotta love these anonymous sources…

1 hour ago, Ferghus31 said:

Christian has a lot of guts he has fronted players and officials and let it all off his chest he has given us so much joy and is the idol of many but if he is not happy well let him go .

IF he decides on Collingwood their first pick #32 is not enough however  I would take that with Beau Mc Creey and a late  3rd rounder Mc Creey has a huge upside Pace and strength plus he will save us $

 

 

So you’re saying,

Beau McCreey, Pick 32 AND a LATE 3rd rounder for our best player who is contracted for another 5 years ?

Please clarify,   is this Satire?

 


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