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Just wondering if anybody has been following the whole story and could maybe do a prรฉcis /readers digest version?ย 
Last time I saw this thread, it had 22pp โ€“ and now it has 72pp.ย 
Just want to know what the story is with the herbs? And how does Margot Robbie fit into this?
Cheers

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1 minute ago, Roost it far said:

Maybe Chandler's out as well?

Pleased to see someone pushing MFCSS to new heights.๐Ÿ˜€

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19 minutes ago, adonski said:

Spill ya guts

It's tantalising isn't it


8 minutes ago, DiscoStu17 said:

Just wondering if anybody has been following the whole story and could maybe do a prรฉcis /readers digest version?ย 

The posts referring to herbs hint strongly at what is playing out here.

They are a veiled reference to the eleven secret herbs and spices used by KFC and an obvious clue that Tracc will be traded to the Bulldogs and part of the deal is that we get Ryley Sanders and Jack Macrae (#11) in return.

2 minutes ago, Demonstone said:

The posts referring to herbs hint strongly at what is playing out here.

They are a veiled reference to the eleven secret herbs and spices used by KFC and an obvious clue that Tracc will be traded to the Bulldogs and part of the deal is that we get Ryley Sanders and Jack Macrae (#11) in return.

So it wasnโ€™t a vealed reference then?

Thatโ€™s good.

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34 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Chin is his coriander dealer, he's cutting him in on the social media profits from the dishes he makes with it.

Itโ€™s actually Chin apologising for mistakingly selling Trac parsley instead of coriander. Easy mistake to make.ย 

1 minute ago, DiscoStu17 said:

So it wasnโ€™t a vealed reference then?

Nah, there's no hint of a calf injury.


18 minutes ago, DiscoStu17 said:

Just wondering if anybody has been following the whole story and could maybe do a prรฉcis /readers digest version?ย 
Last time I saw this thread, it had 22pp โ€“ and now it has 72pp.ย 
Just want to know what the story is with the herbs? And how does Margot Robbie fit into this?
Cheers

We're discussing Trac's salad days Stu.ย 

2 minutes ago, John Crow Batty said:

Itโ€™s actually Chin apologising for mistakingly selling Trac parsley instead of coriander. Easy mistake to make.ย 

Chin should loose his licence by doing such Rookie mistake. Leaf shape is different and even more so the smell. ๐Ÿ˜‰

I may offer him some training as coriander (aka cilantro) is the bread and butter of Mexican cuisine.

19 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Every Melbourne supporter

Stressed Schitts Creek GIF by CBC

On my fifth cup of coffee to try and calm down

1 hour ago, Sir Why You Little said:

We are not able to discuss it on this Forumย 

And i have been asked to not say anymore than i have, unlike Morrisย 

Just write a totally unrelated allegory and weโ€™ll put the rest together. Iโ€™ll start it:

There was once a little android named CP5โ€ฆ

Iโ€™m running out of herb puns

I might keep my (garlic) powder dry and hang up my spice rack


1 hour ago, Sir Why You Little said:

We are not able to discuss it on this Forumย 

And i have been asked to not say anymore than i have, unlike Morrisย 

I think that's why people are annoyed at Tracc, because Morris keeps reporting on this and it's assumed he's getting leaks from somewhere. It's not nice to hear your star player might want to leave and might be discussing this with the media.

Well I'm still confused. Has he cracked it because players are questioning him & his commitment.ย ย 

Or has he cracked it because we didn't go so well on the field, even though he wouldn't have participated in finals anyway.

After his injury did the club & players not check to see how he was doing?ย 

1 hour ago, Jibroni said:

Kate Roffey's silence on this whole saga is slightly disturbing.

The President has no place in talking about individual playersย 

6 minutes ago, DubDee said:

Iโ€™m running out of herb puns

I might keep my (garlic) powder dry and hang up my spice rack

Keep it with the oliver oil.

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1 minute ago, dees189227 said:

Well I'm still confused. Has he cracked it because players are questioning him & his commitment.ย ย 

Or has he cracked it because we didn't go so well on the field, even though he wouldn't have participated in finals anyway.

After his injury did the club & players not check to see how he was doing?ย 

Nothing has been officially revealed but it has been surmised that all of the above factors are involved to some degree or another.


1 minute ago, dees189227 said:

Well I'm still confused. Has he cracked it because players are questioning him & his commitment.ย ย 

Or has he cracked it because we didn't go so well on the field, even though he wouldn't have participated in finals anyway.

After his injury did the club & players not check to see how he was doing?ย 

I don't know anything or anyone. But based on what is being inferred by other posters apparently"in the know", I assume that he feels that there were special allowances given to other players based on their personal issues or situations that he wasn't afforded when he himself had a life threatening injury.ย 

Christian has a lot of guts he has fronted players and officials and let it all off his chest he has given us so much joy and is the idol of many but if he is not happy well let him go .

IF he decides on Collingwood their first pick #32 is not enough howeverย  I would take that with Beau Mc Creey and a lateย  3rd rounder Mc Creey has a huge upside Pace and strength plus he will save us $

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3 minutes ago, Ferghus31 said:

Christian has a lot of guts he has fronted players and officials and let it all off his chest he has given us so much joy and is the idol of many but if he is not happy well let him go .

IF he decides on Collingwood their first pick #32 is not enough howeverย  I would take that with Beau Mc Creey and a lateย  3rd rounder Mc Creey has a huge upside Pace and strength plus he will save us $

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Thank you Craig McRae

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3 minutes ago, Ferghus31 said:

Christian has a lot of guts he has fronted players and officials and let it all off his chest he has given us so much joy and is the idol of many but if he is not happy well let him go .

IF he decides on Collingwood their first pick #32 is not enough howeverย  I would take that with Beau Mc Creey and a lateย  3rd rounder Mc Creey has a huge upside Pace and strength plus he will save us $

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You're kiddingย ๐Ÿคฃ

1 minute ago, Little Richard said:

You're kiddingย ๐Ÿคฃ

I literally cannot stop laughing at the thought that Melbourne would trade Christian Petracca for Beau McCreery and pocket change

It sounds like an Adrian Dodoro offer


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