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  On 09/08/2024 at 06:58, WalkingCivilWar said:

Yes, it was George, except it’s Jorge when it’s Max saying it. Jess says at first it was novel and funny but now it’s a thing. πŸ˜…

Apparently George/Jorge knows the words to most of the Club songs but the Carlton one is his favourite. πŸ™ƒ

Never thought the day would come where Gawny is not a perfect role model, but here we are... Jawny asleep at the wheel in terms of indoctrinating Jorge!

 
  On 09/08/2024 at 03:03, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

Meanwhile, somewhere in the Richmond area an upset customer is still waiting for their almond latte.

...or they've now realised how unnecessarily cautious (w****rish?) they've been and a froffy cow's is actually OK for them?

 
  On 09/08/2024 at 03:10, WalkingCivilWar said:

No, that’s how Alejandro knew he’d given me the wrong drink. He said a woman came back and was very angry about having been given my cappuccino. I said well if that’s her biggest problem, she’s doing well. Hashtag some people πŸ™„ 

Oh.

Clearly not then. Caution (or that other thing) continues...

  On 09/08/2024 at 05:44, WalkingCivilWar said:

Not much footage today. I had to bin a couple of vids because I unwittingly had slo-mo on 🀭

Note: I included the first vid because it’s a little reminder that these boys are human and have feelings. So, Clarrie came into the tent and went straight to someone’s toddler, picked him up and cuddled him. I filmed the end of it. When I stopped filming I said, β€œThat suits you Claz.” He said, β€œYeah, hopefully one day,” and it was sweet and a little sad at the same time. 
 

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Are you sure it was you and not them? Would explain some recent performances...


  On 09/08/2024 at 07:11, WalkingCivilWar said:

BBB is still an assistant coach with our W team so he’ll be around for that. He loves that role.

Neither of his legs were strapped which is a rare sight. And yes, he’s a ripping bloke. For so many reasons he’s a beautiful human being.

Agree with you on Sesto’s bum. He has such a low centre of gravity. Makes bringing him down in a tackle difficult. I’ve noticed this in training. 

See you're really good at this reporting thingy. πŸ₯°

Is the River rumour got something to do with  Barass or Waterman. Players must get fed up with being a focus of trade rumours when there is nothing to them. Trent will be up there for B&F this year and being from Perth he is going to be a natural target. Not that it matters I suppose but he still has 2-3 years left of his contract.

  On 09/08/2024 at 02:22, WalkingCivilWar said:

All good. After training I walked past the coffee shop and Alejandro, my gorgeous Colombian barista called out for me to come back. He realised he’d given me the wrong drink so I got a cappuccino on the house. Ergo our season is still salvageable 😁

I want to hear more about this Alejandro ,what are his intentions does he own his own house, hows his super account look does he give free coffee to every dolly bird that walks past,is he good enough for you.Finally can he pinch hit the ruck

  On 09/08/2024 at 03:21, WalkingCivilWar said:

No one is supposed to know that! What gave it away… having every second tooth pulled? Having not showered in a week? My I Love Eddie tatt? I know! You saw me hocking my son’s PS5 at Cashies then immediately calling my associate’s burner phone. 

yes and the tatt of Eddy on you butt confirmed it.I hope it is a transfer and will wash off in the shower

 
  On 09/08/2024 at 04:52, DeeZone said:

Thanks WCW and all posters another interesting and entertaining read.!!

HERE HERE, it makes a change from the dribble P.F sometimes comes out with! 

  On 09/08/2024 at 08:17, picket fence said:

HERE HERE, it makes a change from the dribble P.F sometimes comes out with! 

Not at all PF we all miss your Casey adventures and dicing with death to get your detailed and informative reports out to us DLanders.πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ‘


  On 09/08/2024 at 05:58, buck_nekkid said:

Ollie Sestan’s bum looks too close to the ground.  

I think he needs to get a new one.

Not only is it too close to the ground, but it appears to have a big crack in it.

  On 09/08/2024 at 08:02, Longsufferingnomore said:

See you're really good at this reporting thingy. πŸ₯°

Is the River rumour got something to do with  Barass or Waterman. Players must get fed up with being a focus of trade rumours when there is nothing to them. Trent will be up there for B&F this year and being from Perth he is going to be a natural target. Not that it matters I suppose but he still has 2-3 years left of his contract.

The rumor was just garbage, nothing to it, just a poster's thoughts that Rivers' may want to return to W.A one day.

  On 09/08/2024 at 01:21, WalkingCivilWar said:

I was talking to one of the trainers. He told me Jeffo really looks up to a certain player and this player is a role model for him. I was waiting to hear a seasoned player’s name. But no, it’s Rooey, who’s only 11 months older than him and that might just be the cutest thing I’ve ever heard. πŸ₯Ή

In fairness, they're big boys. I suspect most people "Look up" to them ;)

  On 09/08/2024 at 08:14, forever demons said:

yes and the tatt of Eddy on you butt confirmed it.I hope it is a transfer and will wash off in the shower

But… I never mentioned whereabouts the Eddy tatt is.

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  On 09/08/2024 at 08:56, Ted Lasso said:

In fairness, they're big boys. I suspect most people "Look up" to them ;)

Who are you, @Demonstone’s apprentice?

  On 09/08/2024 at 08:05, forever demons said:

I want to hear more about this Alejandro ,what are his intentions does he own his own house, hows his super account look does he give free coffee to every dolly bird that walks past,is he good enough for you.Finally can he pinch hit the ruck

No worries, Dad.

  On 09/08/2024 at 09:09, Ted Lasso said:

I am so flattered. 

I meant with the dad jokes, not the perfect grammar.

 

Soz 🀭

  On 09/08/2024 at 09:09, Ted Lasso said:

I am so flattered. 

As far as lame jokes go, I just hope that you haven't reached a plateau.

That's the highest form of flattery.


  On 09/08/2024 at 09:01, WalkingCivilWar said:

But… I never mentioned whereabouts the Eddy tatt is.

It's rumoured that former Hawthorn Football Club President and Liberal stalwart Jeff Kennett has a tattooed tribute to the last three Australian Prime Ministers from his political party.

He has Tony Abbott on his left butt cheek, Scott Morrison on the right ... and Malcolm in the middle.

  On 09/08/2024 at 01:21, WalkingCivilWar said:

I was talking to one of the trainers. He told me Jeffo really looks up to a certain player and this player is a role model for him. I was waiting to hear a seasoned player’s name. But no, it’s Rooey, who’s only 11 months older than him and that might just be the cutest thing I’ve ever heard. πŸ₯Ή

I rate what you have to say from your little chats with the players, way more than any clown in the media. Thank you.

  On 09/08/2024 at 05:12, WalkingCivilWar said:

I swear I didn’t tour their facilities on the bye weekend.

Suspicious Monkey GIF by MOODMAN

Social media tells me you and Trac were seen at AIA Stadium that weekend….. 
 

Sorry WCW, I can cope with your defection, please leave Trac out of this! 
 

 
  On 09/08/2024 at 10:14, Demonsterative said:

Social media tells me you and Trac were seen at AIA Stadium that weekend….. 
 

Sorry WCW, I can cope with your defection, please leave Trac out of this! 
 

No, you’re confusing a trip to AIA with me and Trac collaborating on a cooking channel. His heart rate has to remain under 110bpm so I told Bella to take a break and I stepped in. Tonight we’re making baked beans on toast.

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  On 09/08/2024 at 09:28, Demonstone said:

It's rumoured that former Hawthorn Football Club President and Liberal stalwart Jeff Kennett has a tattooed tribute to the last three Australian Prime Ministers from his political party.

He has Tony Abbott on his left butt cheek, Scott Morrison on the right ... and Malcolm in the middle.

Jeff Kennett would only have his name tattooed on his butt...that's how far he's up himself. 


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