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NON-MFC: Round 21

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Brisbane is now the favourite.

If Fagan can't deliver it now, it will never be.

 
12 minutes ago, BDA said:

do you think they'll be able to compartmentalise this and move on EO. 

Yeah… tbh they have had that sort of year where they can probably attribute it to something else. I doubt they’ll review the tape 😅🙌🏼

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19 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

N. Daicos trying to be tough is always a tad funny. 

He is as tough as an overcooked spaghetti 🙃

 
4 minutes ago, Clintosaurus said:

Saints in the late 70s lost by 178 to the Pies I think?

Can't be right. If the Saints are on the top of the ladder, it isn't the top of the ladder anymore.

You can check that quantum physics fact with Neil DeGrasse Tyson.

7 minutes ago, Clintosaurus said:

Saints in the late 70s lost by 178 to the Pies I think?

They were nowhere near the Top of the Ladder. I went to that game

Old man Daicos first game


100m heats are on

footy can GAGF

😊👍🏻

Interesting.  If the Dee's were playing like the Swans tonight and recent weeks there would be calls for Longmire's head. Only missing Papley and Rampe. Nowhere near the problems we've had but are playing really poorly. Sure, they're on top but have had an absolute dream run. We have had completely the opposite. That's how close it is. If we get it right in the off season in all aspects we're right in it in 2025.

 

that was some handball from daicos out of stoppage. 20 meters and his teammate didn't have to break stride.


10 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

They were nowhere near the Top of the Ladder. I went to that game

Old man Daicos first game

Actually it was the biggest win for a team last on the ladder. Thank you AFL Tables.

i think doggies are the form team in the comp. if they can finish top 4 i'd give them as a good a chance any of winning it

The AFL are laughable 

Carlton with white shorts so both teams look indistinguishable 

horrible spectacle


@No. 31… you’re there at the match, right. Can you please jump the fence, run straight to Cox and kick him as hard as you can in the goolies. Please and thanks.

PS I’ll start a GoFundMe to cover the fine and bail you out. 

2 minutes ago, Clintosaurus said:

Actually it was the biggest win for a team last on the ladder. Thank you AFL Tables.

Bottom to 3rd in 1 week!!!

 

1 minute ago, DubDee said:

The AFL are laughable 

Carlton with white shorts so both teams look indistinguishable 

horrible spectacle

Seriously you cannot tell the difference between the 2 sides?

If Carlton wore that white thing it would be a lot worse 

Just now, Sir Why You Little said:

Seriously you cannot tell the difference between the 2 sides?

If Carlton wore that white thing it would be a lot worse 

dark navy and white looks almost the same as black and white

Peripheral vision as a player you would struggle. the reluctance of sides to play in their away strip is comical.

Port are playing at a frenetic pace and have some beautiful kickers in their team. They will burn pass us next week like we’re standing still. 


in the back to Schultz a gutless call by the ump

Wow, Sydney with one win, over a celler-dweller, and five losses now capped by a monstrous loss.

I have not seen a team implode so hard this late in a season and to this extent since...

I'm going to say it...

Essendon 2013.

Not inferring anything. Or am I. No, I'm really not.

The only thing Sydney have had injected is a bunch of free top-10 draft selections, and hubris.

 
1 minute ago, The heart beats true said:

De Goey hamstring, about to have a month off. I’ll notify the NYPD and Balinese Police.

don’t forget women anywhere he visits 

forcibly touching his way around the world 

[censored]

I’m convinced Will Hoskin-Elliott stinks. 


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