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2 minutes ago, forever demons said:

are you up there WCW what a great supporter of our club

I don’t imagine there’ll be many Dees fans here tonight. We’ll have to cheer twice as loud! Or even thrice!!!

 

We are going to win this tonight,my neighbours cat told me and she wouldnt lie to me.Dees by 7goals pulling up

Just now, WalkingCivilWar said:

I don’t imagine there’ll be many Dees fans here tonight. We’ll have to cheer twice as loud! Or even thrice!!!

ok just do it you little DEMON

 

Might give watching this one a miss to be honest…I go to every game live in Vic but for whatever reason just get too stressed out off the TV


49 minutes ago, whatwhat say what said:

this sort of comment does such a disservice to the ol' #8 yr username was inspired by

petty was huge in the last two minutes last week - pack mark following pup's big tackle, then great workrate to be last man back defensively as they pressed again in final minutes

i'd say yr the useless one, not the 24 year old premiership player

And someone gave it a love heart

[censored]

I've been so nervous that my butt cheeks have been clenched tight all day. Not sure I can bare for it to be a tight game.

Dees by 5 goals

2 hours ago, Left Foot Snap said:

You are in winter. It freezing at night!! 😏

Define Freezing!!!

The locals are all wearing jumpers and long pants. The visiting Melburnians are rocking shorts and T-shirts with their pasty white arms and legs on show. 😂

#CultureShock😎

 

I miss these games from when we were average at best - no expectations but wanting a fight and daring to dream. I hope we win but I’d honestly take an honourable loss. 

14 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I don’t imagine there’ll be many Dees fans here tonight. We’ll have to cheer twice as loud! Or even thrice!!!

There is thrice of us coming!!


15 minutes ago, forever demons said:

Hi ya Kev .Great to see you on here

I am hanging out in Thailand, Mueang Surathanni, with the wife. The days are 30°C plus, something like 303K.

I've been listening to the games on the radio (ABC). The broadcasters seem to call the opposition more then us. Only when I see some video highlights do I realise we were also playing. It is tough to get a good read on our style. Anyone have some suggestions as to the best radio feed?

Go Dee's!  

5 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

And someone gave it a love heart

[censored]

You can guess who that was. I’ll give you a clue…

FAAARKK!!! Petty AGAIN!!!!!! What IS WRONG with these shizen selectors BRING IN JEFFFFFO!!!!!! Ok he must wanna see us get F. L. O. G. G. D. BY 20 goals!!!!!!!

2 hours ago, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

Wonder if Petty will fire up tonight... 🤣

Just kidding, he'll be loping around, thoroughly disinterested and completely [censored] useless!

What a s@it comment 

8 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

I've been so nervous that my butt cheeks have been clenched tight all day. Not sure I can bare for it to be a tight game.

Dees by 5 goals

Maybe don’t bare it. No one deserves that. Especially when it’s been clenched shut all day. 😝

4 hours ago, BigBadBustling said:

Nathan Williamson (22)

Enough said

Agree, the worst!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


19 minutes ago, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

Definitely can't afford it to be a shoot out...

We didn't bring a gun

dont worry WCW will have hers

17 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

I've been so nervous that my butt cheeks have been clenched tight all day. Not sure I can bare for it to be a tight game.

Dees by 5 goals

yeew

26 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I don’t imagine there’ll be many Dees fans here tonight. We’ll have to cheer twice as loud! Or even thrice!!!

I’ll be here tonight! Row A cheersquad and making list of noise and only slightly tipsy 

19 minutes ago, forever demons said:

ok just do it you little DEMON

You’re firing me up FD! The game’s still two hours away, I don’t wanna peak too early. I’ve been up since 3:30am and one can only have so many Red Bulls before one throws up.

All good, I’m expecting my eighth wind any minute now, (my second wind is naught but a distant memory).

FEAR NOT! I’ll be coming home on the plane, 4 points heavier. 🥳

12 minutes ago, kev martin said:

I am hanging out in Thailand, Mueang Surathanni, with the wife. The days are 30°C plus, something like 303K.

I've been listening to the games on the radio (ABC). The broadcasters seem to call the opposition more then us. Only when I see some video highlights do I realise we were also playing. It is tough to get a good read on our style. Anyone have some suggestions as to the best radio feed?

Go Dee's!  

3kz the captain and the major


6 minutes ago, FearTheBeard said:

I’ll be here tonight! Row A cheersquad and making list of noise and only slightly tipsy 

How the hell did you get Row A???? That’s my row. Prepare to be handed a flogger coz that’s what us suckers in the front row have to do. It’s harder than it looks. And your biceps won’t talk to you for days afterwards.

PS I really shouldn’t drink in the afternoon. It was only one drink but that’s all it takes. I’ll be the one sound asleep on the flogger. 😴

Edited by WalkingCivilWar

4 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

⬆️ This guy  😂😂😂😂😂😂

Only started posting a few days ago and already he’s potting those of us with “toxic positivity” as he puts it. (Apparently I’m an incarnation of Saty 🤷‍♀️ which I may find offensive, if I knew who tf Saty is.) But now he’s taken it up a level… bagging Binman.

Binman is brainwashing folks according to this guy. Give me a [censored] break.

Anyways, I have a good feeling about tonight. All you peeps who took the Dees at $5+ enjoy your plentiful winnings! 🎉🥳❤️💙

Bagging? 

Haha. 

The sensitivity levels of certain posters is bewildering and wow the toxic positivity thing has really struck a chord! 🤣

I used to post before you'd even said boo on here but I see you're the self proclaimed guardian of the club nowadays. 

Let's just ignore each other from here on ey? 

 

3 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

You’re firing me up FD! The game’s still two hours away, I don’t wanna peak too early. I’ve been up since 3:30am and one can only have so many Red Bulls before one throws up.

All good, I’m expecting my eighth wind any minute now, (my second wind is naught but a distant memory).

FEAR NOT! I’ll be coming home on the plane, 4 points heavier. 🥳

I love a girl with courage and staminer.

 

I think we work best as underdogs - we act a little strange when there are expectations - so despite my gut saying we will likely lose to the Lions tonight (that's not an unfair assessment, we have been very poor of late, copped a few injuries and the Lions have their tails up, at home and the odds reflect all of this), my heart says the boys will be very keen to prove they're all heart when they run out tonight.

The expectation is not on us, so we have nothing to lose. I just want to see us play with pride and intensity for 4 quarters. 

Can we win? My heart says yes 🤣

wondering where BBO is these days maybe round at Satys for nice cab sav


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