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4 minutes ago, Winners at last said:

It's also a block head.

Rylee West has an adult's sized head on a child's body.

 

Don't mind how Rylee goes about it.

 

This has been a poor quality game 

 
7 hours ago, Demonstone said:

As a social experiment, I decided today to wear an "I Love Collingwood" t-shirt for a week.

So far I've been spat on, verbally abused, punched and had a bottle thrown at me.

I'm curious as to what might happen when I leave the house.

I thought you were going to say....

I'm curious as to what might happen when I leave the Collingwood cheer squad!

Two good teams chucking everything at each other, but a LOT of unsuccessful forward thrusts, meaning most of the energy and effort being used up between the arcs. Port missing Rozee's class and speed. 


 

Carlton Blitzing

Assume our best outcome is a narrow win to Carlton? Potential to leapfrog both teams

Although a Carlton loss, remaining a game behind Port puts us a game and % clear of Carlton not a terrible result 

56 minutes ago, Demon_spurs said:

In the Telstra Ad,  they use a bus to transport all the misfits, why didn't they just use that bus to pick up the original team?

The original team has been on a training camp miles away and were on their way to the oppo home ground on GameDay. Their bus broke down and because their own town is at about the halfway mark between where they broke down and the oppo home ground but in the opposite direction, it was quicker to round up the misfits and take them to the game in the backup bus. 


Sorry everyone, I put money on Port at $2.50 when they were a goal down last quarter. This is all my fault.

45 minutes ago, Winners at last said:

It's also a block head.

Rylee West has an adult's sized head on a child's body.

 

And Joe Daniher has a tiny head on a long body

Here's a bad idea, have a drink every time a Carlton player stages or throws their hands up appealing for a free kick.

Qtr 1 - lose the ability to speak

Qtr2 - get a bucket

Qtr 3 - in the shower

Qtr 4 - tell the paramedics how much more you hate Carlton.

 

 

Remember this guy?

Jonathon “General” Patton (Giants then Hawks then oblivion), a combination of the thickest longest neck and a tiny head  

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19 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

The original team has been on a training camp miles away and were on their way to the oppo home ground on GameDay. Their bus broke down and because their own town is at about the halfway mark between where they broke down and the oppo home ground but in the opposite direction, it was quicker to round up the misfits and take them to the game in the backup bus. 

Do you work for Telstra's  PR team?

Just now, Demon_spurs said:

Do you work for Telstra's  PR team?

Nah, I made it up

8 goal quarter, completely opened Port up

6 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Remember this guy?

Jonathon “General” Patton (Giants then Hawks then oblivion), a combination of the thickest longest neck and a tiny head  

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#pinheadsoftheafl


I loathe the Blues, but I have to give them credit on this last quarter. Away from home, hostile crowd, and they come out dominating. 

I detest Carlscum

Every time i see them, Visions of John Elliott appear 

irksome, loathsome and whatever else i can think of

 
2 minutes ago, layzie said:

Flat track bullies 

Not quite

They just beat the third placed team on that team's home ground by 6 goals

Just now, Sir Why You Little said:

I detest Carlscum

Every time i see them, Visions of John Elliott appear 

irksome, loathsome and whatever else i can think of

Pig’s arze! 
 

😂


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