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GAMEDAY: Rd 09 vs Carlton

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3 hours ago, DubDee said:

I have a 9pm meeting I cannot get out of. Why does life suck?!

Why do we play footy on work nights?!

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Life has to suck, so when itโ€™s not sucking itโ€™s extra good.ย 

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3 minutes ago, demon3165 said:

Solved

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If Cox can wear glasses to protect his eyes, Fritta should be allowed an umbrella hat to protect his hair.ย 

we need big game practice in the wet


4 minutes ago, Roost it far said:

Life has to suck, so when itโ€™s not sucking itโ€™s extra good.ย 

Thatโ€™s deep Roost but i like it

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5 hours ago, Skuit said:

What percentage of teams win when the opposition kicks 100-plus?

50% ๐Ÿ˜„

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Give or take the odd draw

Channel 7 in full Carlton [censored] mode. As with every other week.


Yea sure it's rainy and hence slippery but maybe all our night games in dewey conditions may serve us well.

8 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

If Cox can wear glasses to protect his eyes, Fritta should be allowed an umbrella hat to protect his hair.ย 

His hair still would not move

more of last week will beat these brown paper baggers go deesย 

3 hours ago, DubDee said:

I have a 9pm meeting I cannot get out of. Why does life suck?!

Why do we play footy on work nights?!

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Three words. Unplanned internet outage.

4 minutes ago, Clintosaurus said:

Channel 7 in full Carlton [censored] mode. As with every other week.

Itโ€™s been like that on all platforms. As if they were playing an interstate side that was battling it in the bottom 4.


Go Dees!

I'm looking forward to posting in the gameday thread and being collectively called out in the postgame thread by people who are too good for it ๐Ÿ˜œ

We owe these guys, letโ€™s give them something to feel blue aboutย 


BT commentating. mute button engaged

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Judd ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Good run with those handballs, would have been nice to land one there.

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